Son number one?
Yeah?
This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead.
RIP

…You mean "President of Earth," right? I thought they were teaching Kuchi Kopi 'Future History' in school? If not, what they hell am I paying Phillips Academy tuition for then?!!

And yet somehow, he's still my favorite Nixon. (Sorry Cynthia #gurlbye)

Eh, I'm more in the line of thinking, "Why wouldn't you change your surname if it's something like 'Rape,' 'Cox,' or 'Dick.'"

Grocery shopping last week I noticed the new Biore nose strip option: "charcoal". Incredulously, I bought the 6-pack of strips (but only because they were on sale) then gave one a whirl back home.
& I'll be damned if it didn't remove, like, triple the amount of dirt & gunk from my pores. So yeah, I'll stick with it for…

It can be two things.

Please find that demo & give it to me. I will offer money &/or sexual favors in exchange.

I've been a huge MGMT fan since first discovering them during my college days about 8 years ago. "Kids" is so catchy it's akin to "chasing the dragon," & you listen to it on a repeat loop for hours still trying to catch that first high. Thankfully, the song never ceases to be great & you never get tired of it.
But…

American Gods is my favorite book & is probably also my pick as the "Great American Novel."
Necessaryily then, I've been following this adaptation with equal parts interest and trepidation.
Unfortunately, I don't feel like the show really works. It so heavily alters the scope of Gaiman's prose & structure that it left…

I just finished watching the new Bob's Burger's laser light show episode, & suddenly I very much want to be reclining in the dark, stoned, watching cool visuals upon a gigantic ceiling while listening to these gems.

Joanie may have loved Chachi, but I'll be damned if I don't wish this guy a heartfelt, "Fuck off & die, douchebag."

I secretly love seeing Dikachu discussed on threads where he hasn't even posted. It must be some heady shit, being the most famous commenter of them all.

With the exception of Matt Lauer, these people are all kinda terrible while a few achieve "Flawless Victory" levels of douchedom (here's looking at you, Hannity).
Personally, I wish all news anchors could be Lester Holt, Anderson Cooper, & Jeanne Moos

I watched this movie, but I didn't pay to see it. So my investment was of a low threshold. I wanted two things out of the viewing: 1) not be bored, 2) be mildly entertained. Knowing that this wasn't Manchester by the Sea or Moonlight, instances where I'm heavily invested in the quality and journey of my cinematic…

I wither under the lash of your stinging rebuke & have most assuredly been defeated by virtuous self-righteousness.

About halfway through reading this I thought to myself, But I really like Carly Rae Jepsen. She's cool, right? So it made me glad to see the positive feedback about her, if nothing else.

For the record, if you've legitimately never heard of Meghan Trainor before then I don't know if the A.V. Club is really the place for you. This is a culture website, & I've no idea what rock you've been burrowed under for the past 3 years to have missed the rise of this "artist."
Like, I accept everyone has cultural…

Wow, I'm just…so disappointed by this series finale. Nothing about it was specifically "bad" per se, but the choice to go with a quieter ending, while fitting, also underscores what's lacking for me.
New York City was the fifth "girl" of the group (sorry 'bout it Elijah), & without her in the mix—and some combination…

"The Bannon-Kushner rivalry plays out predictably with the whole Bachelor gimmick…"
What the hell, Perkins. Have you literally never seen an episode of America's Next Top Model?!
Because that was the reference.

The fact that, on social media, my alma mater is listed as "The Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks" makes me very, very happy about this random tangent into 30 Rock territory.