He’s more of a so-so-ciopath

Still better than the billion names that rhyme with Aiden we’ve been getting for the past 20 years.

I think that could also be folks’ honest shock that hypnotism isn’t just a parlor trick. I’m a woman and survivor and had the same reaction; oh my god, now I have to consider this fucking risk?

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

There were 10 whole words in that tweet! You could hardly expect him to read ALL of them.

SEE

Last year, with her infinity scarf, fleece vest, booties, broken iPhone, Pumpkin Spice Latte, and strong opinions about fall, my dog was textbook definition of “Basic Bitch”

My child made this costume via bits and pieces from goodwill. concept came from this album cover (in the aeroplane over the sea:)

My kid is Patty.

I did an Operation costume, my daughter was Inigo Montoya

My grandparents didn’t drink, but they kept alcohol in the house for visitors, and at one point my grandma noticed that the liquor line was slowly going down even though they hadn’t been using it. The kids were too young to be responsible, and she couldn’t think of anything else, so she started watching the (entirely…

Look, if you don’t believe anything relating to sex is dirty and evil, you’re not allowed to care about consent.

There are over 2000 posts now! I’m going to add my story, though I doubt many of you will see it.

Yeah, that kind of thing is way scarier to me than supernatural scary stories. See: “Look at Me.” (I got goosebumps now just typing the name of that damn story.)

Look At Me is my all time scariest story. I read it every year and it still scares the shit out of me.

SPOOKY THREAD SPOOKY THREAD SPOOKY THREAD

Maybe for her next implausible, sneered-at appearance she can go full-on “Fire at Sea Parks” with her reconstruction.

I didn’t mind the way she handled the karate thing. And I thought it was awesome how receptive the karate teacher was to the criticism!