This is hilarious, but my favorite part by far is at the very beginning when she drinks from the glass then does the dancing, arm twirling thing EXACTLY like the real FNL wife.

I was recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis, and I’ve lost count of how many people have told me to go gluten free. If that fucking worked, no one would have RA!!

One of my favourite sketches is the Hello M’Lady one. The youtube comment section of that video is full of male tears falling from fedora’d heads

What makes it “empty?” Let’s say you add broccoli to white pasta. It completely changes the glycemic load...or even if you didn’t, it would spike insulin enough to maybe yield some benefits (assuming your diet is in check) such as an acute rise in leptin, lower cortisol, suppressed hunger, and more.

Yup. This is Clooney’s statement on the matter. It’s one side of the story, but it matches Russell’s reputation and Clooney has a good track record for being honest about pretty much anything aside from, perhaps, his romantic relationships, so I’m inclined to believe it.

I liked Whitney until she started talking about GMOs and cell phones and microwaves.

Omg! That guy was the worst.

I just got back into Professor Blastoff-that episode with the pickup artist was one of the most uncomfortably funny things I’ve ever heard.

Do you listen to Professor Blastoff? If you not, you could listen to her 24/7 until you are all caught up!

!!!! very jealous of you right now, MD.

Will airplanes reserve rows for people who refuse, on religious principle, to sit next to Jews? Because that is no more or less insulting than refusing to sit next to women.

This legit happened to me - I was on the window and another girl was on the aisle, with the Orthodox gentleman assigned to the middle seat...on something like a 12 hour flight. What was crazy is that he just wanted one of us to give up our prime seats so he didn’t have to sit between two women. This girl and I…

I’m completely comfortable criticizing religious traditions particular when they intersect with the outside world. I’d say sit by a woman or get off the flight.

When I was a F/A I heard some stories of Hasidic men asking the flight attendants if they were “dirty” meaning on their periods on flights to Tel Aviv. Apparently the men cannot accept service items from “dirty” women. Most F/A’s would answer that they were absolutely on their period.

On behalf of all women and also all flight attendants everywhere FUCK YOU GUYS!

was Barry Manilow being gay a thing that everybody knew about and I was just in the dark?

You know, I take serious issue with the fact we are calling this idiotic. The jokes he wrote weren’t funny, and they were definitely antisemitic and weirdly misogynistic for literally no reason. It didn’t even improve the stupid, shitty jokes. Had he been, say, a Republican staffer who was making inappropriate…

Hey Clover, do you mind me asking if you’re still dating him?

If I ever get pregnant, I am getting an abortion. This is already a pre-determined fact, and it’s one I inform all my partners of so they’re forewarned. That would be my version of sinking or swimming.

It’s cool that it turned out like that for you guys though, I’m happy for you. :)

Or you know, he could choose to leave the most thirsty group of humans possible. That might get him some fucking privacy. Oh, the eye roll.