give Retta a talk show right meow!

He was cooky as fuck and it was funnnnn.

I know, I know, he was just a white dude in a sea of them but I miss Craig Ferguson. He was, like, the one legitimately charming late night host.

Wouldn't be the first movie featuring Chris Messina's dick. 28 Hotel Rooms has lots of naked Messina.

You can't see it in this picture, but my cat's body is all white, and he has this dark gray tail that looks like someone just ran out of white kitty parts and tacked a spare tail onto his body. It's really weirdly adorable.

I was the worst/best bride ever. I ordered my supremely boring dress from the $99 David's bridal Sale, had it shipped to my office, tried it on in the accessible stall at work, modeled it (complete with black trouser socks and a shitty ponytail) to a handful of co-workers who got more emotional than me, put it back in…

My cat Fred has similar high energy levels. I live in an apartment on a busy street so I walk him on a leash to help work out the energy. He loves it (will actually bring me his leash when I get home from work).

or lots of focused play to tire him/occupy him for 15 mins one or two times a day. It's boredom ultimately that causes some of this behavior.

Tina Fey didn't "create" baby mama, all she did was act in it. She didn't write or produce it, just starred in it. Common misconception...

she also didn't write baby mama, she just starred in it.

Thank God, my friends always look at me crazy when I say I don't want a diamond ring. I've always seen diamonds as a little boring. I need something with a little flair, like emerald or amethyst.

As a trans woman invested in owning a vagina, literally (monetarily) and figuratively (emotionally), and physically (yeah that one is obvious), I find this silly. If there are issues with the play, then add some monologues about SRS vaginas. I think that would be awesome.

chris is actually funny tho.

I don't have a cat, but I do have a dog, and the sofa is still destroyed from the dog hair/crazy dog ball chase games/dirty paws when I can't catch her fast enough after a walk. Basically, if you want pristine, nice furniture, don't have a pet. Or friends that spill things.

Look, if you want an animal that can't claw you or your belongings, don't get a fucking cat. Even the best behaved cats may claw on furniture occasionally and cats very rarely claw a person without reason.

I'll throw in an early prediction - since nobody I know likes The Grand Budapest Hotel, that will win Best Picture. Over the last decade, that seems like the most likely predictor in the category.

Ugh, no. Yes, condoms can stretch. Similarly, small sized latex gloves can stretch to fit over giant hands, but latex gloves come in multiple sizes. I'd like to see her leave that condom on her leg for 15-20 minutes while rubbing it vigorously and see how long it takes for it to break.

Hi Nico, there are also other people who actually cannot get the flu shot because they are immunocompromised. So lets say Grandpa Joe is unable to get a flu shot because they are in the middle of chemotherapy to treat the cancer they are already battling.

According to the CDC report released a month ago, more than half of the H3N2 antigens taken from subjects infected with flu in October and November 2014 were genetically different, or "drifted" for the ones that were included in the 2014-2015 influenza vaccine. H3N2 is a bad strain - in previous years when it was the…

Not to mention, the flu is especially a risk to cancer patients (and others with serious health problems).