Your mouth to the Supreme Courts' ears. I'm happy either way, awaiting the day that I can smoke a joint at a gay wedding.

I will see your "Maybe This Time" and raise you "Losing My Mind" from Follies. We can Karaoke Battle.

I just finished reading his memoir — dude has BEEN THROUGH SOME SHIT. ILU Alan Cumming.

All I'm saying is that my karaoke version of "Maybe This Time" is heads and shoulders above this. Y u no have vibrato?

Alan Cumming is the real reason to see this show anyway.

My sister-in-law, let's call her Satan, has not spoken to her sister for 9 years because she didn't take Satan's advice about how to have her baby. Satan had a very difficult birth and could not believe that her sister would dare have a home birth. The sister dared and Satan has never met her now 9-year-old nephew. On…

I'm an introvert, so being the center of attention was torture. I started to just tell anyone who wanted to talk wedding stuff, that this is something that I find very stressful due to my personality.

I feel like at this point it is some sort of concept art. I make cakes, a little, and I really don't like fondant much, and I don't like anything non-edible on my cakes (ribbons, any stick-in things, even flowers) and so I am generally not a fan of these things. I know some people think it's cool, and it is - look…

I am just starting on the wedding planning, and I'm already a wreck. People say awful things, even people who love you. I am literally using medical marijuana so I can sleep at night.

Something I've been wondering about after years of watching Cake Boss and the like (thanks, honey!):

Poor thing has had enough medical drama in her life. Please let it be nothing.

LOL. I love that Matt was like, "I mean, yeah, we're BFFs so I've seen his dong, NBD." He couldn't give a good god damn about what people think about his sexuality or the nature of their relationship. Good for you dude.

You're thinking of making your own? Well, there are kind of two ways that could go, each valid and viable in their own way:

You, too? We had a fairly simple wedding, in the grand scheme of things, and everything went pretty smoothly. The planning and preparation was a complete nightmare, though, and I still don't look back on the day with fond memories. I love my husband, we're happy and all that- but when I think about our wedding, all…

I'm sorry to hear about your health and hope things are okay. But jesus, if we can put wedding planning in the same emotionally traumatic ballpark as cancer treatment... Culture is fucked up.

Sorry to hear that, Jessica. I fear I would fall into the same camp. I don't have day-to-day OCD (for which I'm grateful, although I do have plenty of other obstacles), but I have so many OCD tendencies and they get hugely exacerbated by any anxiety-causing situation. So while one person might try on 3 t-shirts and…

Do you ever listen to Sklarbro Country? The "County" episodes, where Daniel Van Kirk reads crazy stories (some of them have been posted here and on Gawker) and he and the Sklars riff on them, has had me LMAO to the point of tears on several occasions. Today I almost peed my pants while walking my dog, they're…

I would have loved to have been there. I have been known to whip out a prosthetic to show my tits from time to time. Very startling at Mardi Gras.

Well duh, I would never try to ding her brilliant acting. Just her singing, which is totally fair game since she's acting in a freakin' musical.

Yeah, but she seems to know her limits. She's not trying to belt it, and focusing more on acting the song than singing it. And don't even try to tell me she can't act.