It happens! Hope you're on your weekend now or soon and get to relax!

I almost thought the original one was a parody of corporate tech dudes, but no.

Oh and I think I was harsher on you than I should have been yesterday, mostly due to that other dude and trolling I was subjected to elsewhere. Still hold to my opinion, but I'm sorry I was rude.

Yeah, "the rest of his natural life" sounds right to me.

Good. If there's good evidence I hope he goes to jail for a looooooooooooooooong time.

I need to rewatch that movie.

I blame Kinja Ernie!

I'd be tempted to get a big bottle of the strongest smelling Febreze and spray it under his stall every time.

"You don't have to go home but you can't whack here"

Announcing sales and that we were about to close.

I'm jealous!

Apparently!

Well you should!

We usually just startled them by yelling loudly.

I listen to a ton of podcasts at work but I can't imagine ever getting away with watching anything at all.

This is an aspect of humanity I will never understand. I know some people who do this are engaging in exhibitionist tendencies. But I also know there are a subset of people who just can't wait to watch porn until they are in the privacy of their homes. And it makes NO SENSE.

I like the cut of your jib.

I love this joke.

The hypocrisy is astounding.

And you're the one who marched in here to tell me I'm what's wrong with an entire generation, so can the hypocrisy about being condescending and smugly superior.