A douche whose been known throughout his goddamn life basically walking into a room and sticking his dick into any hole willing and unwilling is now getting heated because everyone is goddamn tired of the little shit?

Nah, if it looks like Andy is threatening the monarchy itself (as opposed to just being an embarrassment to it, like now) then he’ll be given the Eddie VIII treatment. England’s parliament will take time out from dealing with whichever the most recent Brexit debacle it is dealing with, to slap together some sort of…

Yet Harry and Meghan are just a hair above his public approval rate. Good to know introducing a smidge of color to the bloodline is still marginally more favorable than protecting an (alleged) pedo within it.

Could be several reasons.

Yeah, let’s pretend that’s the reason and not muuuuh freedom bullshit

Texans seem to be messing with Texas already....

Old, white Right-wingers: “Nobody wants to work anymore! Every restaurant in town has help wanted signs.”

What is the expectation here? Beat the shit out of the hostess and they’ll say “oh, in that case it’s fine, please come this way for our finest table”?

The only thing that would be less surprising than these shitbags being from Texas, would be if they were from Florida.

I wonder if this is a group that was going to go on to DC for the Idiots Rally 2.0 tomorrow. 

This is exactly what I knew would happen: Young, twenty-something women would bear the brunt of this new mandate. We need to start hiring bears and former UFC fighters as restaurant hosts.

... maybe we should just ban Texans too.

In all seriousness, why go to a place that has VERY PUBLICLY put into place rules that are posted EVERYWHERE, if you hate those rules, right? I hope they get to spend *plenty* of time here, enjoying NY hospitality in prison. 

I got my covid vaccine and I didn't get any upgrades to my autism powers. I wanted some rainman shit.

For someone that has already gotten all sorts of shit injected into her over the years, I find it HILARIOUS that an effective vaccine for AN EXTREMELY DEADLY VIRUS is somehow crossing the line.

So she misspoke again saying she was going to the WH to meet with officials, the WH clarifies that “no, we just offered to speak with her over the phone”.

Beach balls.

Unfortunately, I don’t think correlation versus causation is a concept that will ever ever ever be understood by most people. Look at how many crazy ass health claims people make on social media. Autism diagnosis was after vaccines, hence the vaccines caused it! I drank berry syrup and then my cold went away, it’s the …

Nicki Minaj’s brother raped a child and her cousin’s friend lied about the symptoms of an obvious venereal disease. She’s apparently surrounded by excellence. 

I have a neighbour, who’s friends with a guy who has a relative in Trinidad, who’s best buds with a dude who has a cousin in the US. And this cousin in the US got a silicon shot in her tits and ass and now looks like a malformed sex doll. Don’t get the shot, brah.

Maybe we’re missing something important here. Her decision not to get vaccinated due to her concerns about testicular enlargement may be personal. What if she is intersexual and has been keeping that a secret? Maybe now she can come out and live her truth in a full, authentic way …. Nah. Woman’s an idiot with a…