How can we miss you if you won’t go away?

No. I am part German, and I can tell you with whatever authority that fact grants me that the Nazis were just people, not some supernatural evil incarnate. And for many of us it is still quite personal and relevant: I still have a few living relatives who were in the Hitler Youth as young children. Hitler wasn’t a…

You are in denial about the fact that these are fascists; this is the rise of American Fascism. Here is a definition of fascism.

“Remember that we just spent 8 years listening to the right call Obama and everyone near him a Nazi”

Isn’t it a bit problematic to concern ourselves with micro-aggressions against a privileged and powerful white person who orchestrated the election of a fascist which has resulted in MACRO-aggressions against POC, especially Muslim women? This bitch is a fucking Nazi (or worse- an opportunist who promotes neo-Nazism)…

Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

“I don’t always masturbate*, but when I do I prefer to be surrounded by my mommy’s things.”

I heard the real reason was that he would take up two seats on Air Force One. That’s like four Ukrainian models.

I’m just going to let the great President Meyer (great compared to Trump) say what needs to be said.

“In the same way, however, I can and must state that there is no sin that God’s mercy cannot reach and wipe away

No one is saying he can’t make comments or utilize social media to reach the public. We’re saying the comments themselves display a petty and unhinged personality.

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

I wonder if this is an example of old men trying to pretend to the world that they’re still virile, instead of dried up sacks of shit with their balls hanging round their knees. They put on this front of having the libido of a teenaged boy, while actually needing Viagra to be able to raise more than a smile. You just…

Sharon Jones had high blood pressure and, incited by the media, is blaming death on me. Very unfair! Apologize! Estate doesn’t realize I will eliminate the ‘death tax’ which will help them. Sad!

The boring, non-Biblical explanation for the bulk of the misery - at least for the first half of the year and the flood of deaths - is that the Baby Boomers are hitting that part of the life expectancy curve that starts to sharply get steeper, and ‘iconic’ celebrities are massively over-represented by that generation.

Well that just makes it a whole lot easier for Ivanka to play the role of First Lady.

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now.

I also think that people didn’t admit their Trump preference to pollsters because it might seem embarrassing.

This post comes across as petty, mean-spirited, and ill-informed, IMO.

I figure they’ll all be ordering Pumpkin Spice Lattes, in honour of their illustrious Leader the Great Pumpkin.