Seconded. Sure, we all loved her takedown of Newt, but it was like seeing Alien vs. Predator. No matter which one wins, it was going to immediately turn and attack you next.

In an only vaguely related aside, when my cousin got married she got a bespoke tuxedo made for her poodle. He was unimpressed by the endeavour and ate his cumberbund.

Maybe they will setter out of court.

Attorney: The defense presents Exhibit A.

“a diamond bracelet for $128.98 and sequin throw pillows for $87.98.”

He is ready to go over your taxes!

But...but...he’s going to help me get out of the inner city.

His “New Deal” for black people is probably pretty much like his “Make America Great Again” which is a thinly veiled paean to the 1950s, when men were the breadwinners, women knew their place, kids respected their elders, and all the non-whites were supporting characters willing to be ordered around and condescended…

The book Spillover dedicates a large section to the spread of HIV and talks this, plus the myth of Patient 0. I’m glad they’re finally officially debunking it. It gives a good background of the possible route of the early infections (plural) with bushmeat hunters, and how it got going, facilitated by a plasma trade…

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I’m really hoping Trump launches a media network to compete with Fox News for conservative wingnut viewers. THAT will be interesting. Does Fox try to become a real news outlet or will they race Trump TV to the bottom?

Years. Bridgegate is now a years-long investigation with criminal indictments. No, he never really had a chance because all of that happened before he ran for president. He fucked himself up something vicious to settle a petty (the pettiest, in fact) political score.

STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU, MEGYN KELLY. It’s like being 12 again and rooting for my dad in the divorce after he cheated on my mom. IT JUST FEELS WRONG BUY I CAN’T HELP IT BECAUSE MY MOM WAS TERRIBLE.

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

THIS. The dialogue on Gilmore Girls has always been atrocious. Speaking quickly does not make something witty.

Has Dump ever mentioned working with Congress at all? He always says what he’ll personally do, and I guess he’ll do it by imperial decree. I’ve never heard him mention working with anyone to get anything done. He has mentioned appointing a Supreme Court justice but has not acknowledged the other two branches of…

“What’s the point?”

The Trump family is the deluxe gift basket of deplorables.

Was it a plain one, or did it have the little man on it?

“Allusive”? “ston len?” Jesus Christ Aimée, have a cup of coffee and put your pants on before you start typing.