Nah man. For 1 meal in any country, you should go to McD’s and try all the localized offerings. It’s a trip.

You tried to get too fancy. Should get regular Big Mac, transfer all contents (except the middle bread) onto a baguette. Would probably turn out better.

“I’m just glad we were able to stop this individual before she ended up hurting somebody of hurting herself.”

The main gripe I had is that a man that grew up idolizing the 80-90's Bulls never knew about the triangle offense or how it worked. But all the talk and analysis was almost unavoidable back then if you were a NBA fan.

There is a thriving, albeit niche, industry doing exactly that.

If you choose to be an incel, then you’re just a cel and need to find a new community. lol

Not really. Disney is continuing an agreement with elected representatives of the people. They’re just not allowing the new regime to reneg on the existing contract.

It’s funny to think about. Disney’s self-governing to avoid lawsuits is more strict than the Florida government’s to appear like they’re business friendly.

It’s partially this author. You see all the “Hollywood sexism/patriarchy!” stuff, and then throw in “If I had Harry Styles working for me, I’d be distracted all the time.”

But that’s not enough to fill a self-aggrandizing biography.

No hate for panoramic roof?

Not really. I haven’t been in a legal situation, but even a cop needs a warrant unless you invite them in. In the face of a rent-a-cop, I would’ve been on the phone to the sheriff that someone was trying to illegally detain me in and search my home. If the Pinkertons wanted to search, they would need to give the cops…

As funny as all that is, aren’t those just how cowboy boots are made?

With the amount of low hanging fruit these guys provide on themselves, a war of insults, followed by the ass kissing and make-up sex (presumably) they have once one is crowned the nominee, could be entertaining if DeSantis’ team could get its shit together.

My office building security was Pinkerton for a while. They were not even rent-a-cop level. I know they have different divisions. But even mercenaries are just higher level rent-a-cops.

“Do you suffer from low sodium? Blood pressure not high enough to be in elite territory? Well, this one trick will solve both issues....”

It’ll show you the error of your ways pretty quickly.

You don’t go to Taco Bell for Mexican food. You go for Taco Bell food.

When will these new money plebes learn? If you had any class, you would have built a super mega yacht that included the helipad from the start. Support yacht! Might as well be homeless.

Food Wars! In case you’re hungry AND horny.