That will be a separate article. :)

You use “fanboy” like it’s a Tourettes tic. Pretty sure it’s a sign of mental illness, along with your obsessive compulsive inability to avoid clicking articles about a game you don’t like.

I agree, you should stop making stupid Zelda posts.

It’s nice that you have your own way to play.

It’s less nice that you interpreted “TRY this thing” as, “YOU HAVE TO DO THIS THING IN THIS WAY, OR YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!”

Congratulations on being the first of the, “Stop telling me how to play,” crowd to crawl out from under your collective rock—but shame upon you for…

Because caring about canon in what is obviously a non-canon game is stupid?

Reason #1A to join the glorious console gaming race.... no aimbots, no wallhacks, none of it. Ever.

How I feel looking at them.

Well done. How very original, edgy, and pushing the boundaries. Anti-Semitic ‘jokes’, so fresh.

Spelled advise wrong, professor.

member when 3D was a thing? member when motion control was a thing? member when VR was a thing?

Such a damn shame that it was shut down.

My cousins and uncle came to our house for Christmas one year. They had an N64 with Star Fox and had never been past like the fourth level. I had never played before, but was intrigued and asked for a turn. Turns out I’m really good at Star Fox, and I ended up beating the game two days later (the day before…

IRL people don’t come back to life 5 seconds later either.

A lot of them won’t be, since the PS4 doesn’t allow mods that add or edit assets. Unless you’re being sarcastic, but sarcasm is a little tough to pick up through text.

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

So we have been told

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

That car went under like an X-Wing at Degobah.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.