A. Britney Spears is hardly “fat”

I think Joan Jett’s response as an adult all these years later, which has been to discredit the account rather than say “We were young and this was a fucked up time. I wish the best for Jackie.” Regardless of what adolescent Joan and Cherie could or could not have done, neither of them are the kind of women I’d want…

It seems that Jackie had other witnesses. I get it if young Joan and Cherie didn’t recognize how bad what was happening was, or if they naively thought Jackie was fine with it, because they were stoned or drunk themselves. But they both come off rather damn callous.

I don’t care how much loneliness they suffer. They are monsters for doing that. They need to be sent home, never to return to the States.

i am legit scared when someone i know calls me on the phone.

My heart stops beating when I get a phone call. Like, haven't I let it be known I loathe talking on the phone?

My boyfriend almost only “calls” me in the car. This is what our boring commutes are for now: catching up with people. Phone conversations are also getting slightly old fashioned. Unless you live far apart, iMessage. Get together in person and drink some wine and bitch about your lives. If you live far apart, send…

I will unconditionally believe every single word about this man. If someone writes in to say he has a fetish for German circus clowns, I will believe it. If another person writes in to say that Trump makes his employees watch Beetlejuice once a year for motivational purposes, I will believe it. If someone details the…

A hundred years ago blacks were being lynched in the south. Now it’s a make up artist who doesn’t have the right skin tone for a super model.

If $135,000 seems like a lot just for emotional damages, it is worth noting that the baker did not just refuse them service. She also published the couple’s names and home address on the Internet and encouraged people to harass them. So there was much more emotional damage than just refusing them service.

I get that there needed to be some kind of punishment, but $135000? That’s just ridiculous and only adds fuel to the bigots who are using them as icons. And who gets all that money?

I mean, damn Britney. I didn’t know you had this in you. Respect.

I was flirting with someone

What’s next?

People who sing in public are the worst. No one wants to hear your out of tune ass serenade people trapped with you on a train or in a restaurant or a store. Unless it’s “Happy Birthday To You” and you are bringing me a desert with a candle in it, shut the fuck up and restrict your tone deaf warbling to the confines…

In this instance, you’re as guilty as someone who would display a rebel flag.

White gorillas, always trying to make it about them

Not to mention admonishing everybody for calling her out on her shit after spending the last 6 years villifying and slut shaming (literally) every woman and girl who had sex before marriage. She really is a piece of work.

Ironically, Twain found love again with Swiss-born Nestlé exec Frédéric Thiébaud, Marie-Anne’s ex-husband.

If Rachel has always felt like a white woman trapped in a black woman’s body, is it for us to say that she’s “lying”?