And this is him when people are watching.

It was fine for what it was. She had to speak and she did. I’m puzzling over the reason she felt she had to wear a traditional male costume to deliver it? Any thoughts on this?

Well he’s not “mean and weird”, but what else is a married man, who doesn’t reciprocate her obvious feelings, going to say?

who among us doesn’t weep every time he kisses her at casino night... or tells her he’s in love with her... or proposes in the rain at the gas station?

Impressive, I couldn’t even see the goalpost.

Dammit! You really hurt me. Are you even Canadian? I want my nude pics back.

That’s not true. Black folks and Asian folks totally exist, they are the exotic denizens of the exotic locales that the White folks get to mess with as part of their adventure; and that is far worse than simple erasure.

I agree with the Kansas State Black Student Union, there needs to be some form of punishment for Williams because his actions will become, whether he understood it at the time or not, the justification for questioning the validity of any new charges of racist attack not only on that campus but all over the country. 

Everyone knows comedy improves when you chop it up and put it in a montage.

We spread the petty shit around, but we don’t make it up. The point is, there’s plenty of petty shit already—look no further than these very pages!—so why invent more? It just undermines the snotty superiority we media types are trying so hard to convey!

I think future presidents should consider D&D as a hobby. It’s cheaper then golf since you don’t need to travel, it encourages teamwork, and it’s a great way to make friends so it’s perfect for making allies.

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

Additionally I’d add that it’s perfectly conceivable that the football player was jogging with his head down after a loss, and peripheral vision limited as it is with helmets, he wasn’t even aware of the fan until they were right upon each other. At which time instinct took over and he lowered his shoulder, threw out…

Beyond a reasonable doubt is a high standard that will be impossible to reach unless the judge and jurors are wearing Cougars jerseys.

Exactly. Safety of the players and fans is why they’re not allowed on the field. You rush the field and get run into by the guy who is supposed to be there and is leaving, you got what you deserved and even a shitty attorney has that shit thrown out in 2 seconds flat.

There’s a lot going on. My husband’s chemo is doing well, but it’s wearing him down. That terrifies me, but I’ve spoken with people who told me what to expect. It is brutal on the body and sometimes the spirit.

What do you mean "will there ever be"? John Daly both plays golf and wrestles with addiction.

Bo was also pretty unique in that the only reason he ended up in the MLB was because the Buccaneers tricked him into voided his amateur status during his last college baseball season. He got so pissed off he refused to sign with them and took the paycut and went to the MLB instead.

What is this, a compound for ants? How could we expect the Navy SEALs to kill Bin Laden if they can't even fit inside the compound!?! The compound would have to be at least three times bigger than this!