Maybe they left a phone w/ photos in the trade-in vehicle?

Simple fix: Just put the stereo speakers on the outside.

“If Trump is elected, will I be a slave?”

Not really. You could easily know a friend or family member’s name, address and polling location. Plus with the internet, it’s exceedingly easy to grab all of that. A pictured ID is a good idea. If the RNC is abusing the process, then stop the abuse. But we should be promoting good ideas like picture IDs.

Blame Gawker writers for making everything into an overblown catastrophe.

Well, if the polls show that, then it must be true.

As we saw in Speed Racer, spear hooks are outlawed in the Grand Prix.

Harbor Freight exists because of this principle.

I care

He did qualify it with, “I’ve never seen,” so he’d need to be over 150 years old to have witnessed the Civil War.

The solution is to break into the computer the night before and reprogram the Trolley Problem so that it’s possible to win.

Although if she can pull it off, that WOULD really boost her esteem.

The true hero of this video is the unpictured traffic engineer who thought, “you know, we should erect a divider wall here, to prevent a car from going off the road on this curve.”

Wait? People we like may have beliefs we DON’T like?! That’s crazy. Next you’ll be telling me people aren’t one-dimensional.

The Palin supporters are just over there, hanging with all the Anthony Weiner supporters.

They must also find weird mistakes or stuff in places it shouldn’t be. Any juicy stories on that?

“Why did you say that name!?”

People can’t even debate these issues without being pilloried? President Jenkins seems much more rational than this author.

... and the Cardinals did NOT lose their 76th game.

If they got work in films, the studio would probably just have them spend all their time airbrushing Batman’s nipples or making Superman’s cape darker. This way, they have their unfettered design freedom... and poverty.