Trust me, this one was worth it. Look at all that stupid! It is uncanny.

fart gorilla lavender - CHECK

This is awesome Kinja, deliberate or not. Truly truly inspiring.

She pushing a victim mentality. I personally find spite to be a better motivator. Then again, I’m not a blogger.

Jokes on them, Trump will be president for life.

Perhaps you should read my statement, again. Maybe a few more times. K?

I’ve seen maybe hundreds of promos for this new season and I thought it was Miley Cyrus the entire time.

You’re back. I’m almost fond of you at this point.

I graduated law School. I passed the bar. Deep pockets get sued for the slightest thing, assuming enough evidence so as to not breach rule 11, because they have deep pockets. More often than not there are settlements designed to just make that shit go away. (e.g., Fuck you money.)

To be fair, I’m thoroughly enjoying this borderline wholesome troll feud compared to the personal attacks that usually happen, so I’m all for this Schwifty fan vs. the rest of the commentariat business.

TS is 100% awesome. Katy who?

Brings out O’Donnell as soon as they see the name “Rosie” and loves a singer that Nazis like?

Omg I love Beyoncey! I have all their albums.

Weinstein and Jared Kushner too.

Facebook is a gift, and we should treat it as such.

Are you an undercover rep for Facebook or something?

Hi mark.

dude......stop.

The guy’s screen name translates as “Mr Sluts”, what do you expect?