Thank you for clearing that up for me. I am so done with her.

This article made me so sick, I never want to have sex again. Why? Why the...why? ~attempts to wash brain~

My husband bought "Blue" Four Loko last weekend and poured some into a cup for me to try, unsolicited, of course. He was going to drink the rest from the can because I guess we're 17 and like to hang out in 7-11 parking lots? No, we're semi-well-educated, 30 somethings and parents of 3 small children. I don't know…

I would never threaten gun violence over a Burger King Cinnabon or even an airport Cinnabon but I would definitely kick everyone in the shins over Taco Bell's Cinnabon Delights. I promise you, they'll change your life...for the worse...and you'll gain 5 pounds...and possibly develop high cholesterol. But...BUT all the…

As an actual Marble (it's my maiden name), I've been acutely aware of and inspired by marble sculptures and these are some of the most beautiful I've seen. Lovely.

Who sees a woman traumatized by being in an accident with a BUS or in a domestic dispute with their SO and thinks, "she looks like she needs a good raping"? 3 of our supposedly finest citizens in one, short month! It's completely repulsive to think these are our "protectors".

Beyoncé and Jay-Z were great but everything else has been shite. Well, Taylor Swift was good but she seemed pissed at the end. #beyonslay #ifyouscaredcallthatreverend

I think Emma was doing a bit.

If you wear it, Biebs will come.