For some folks, games are more enjoyable when they’re not frustrating.

Hopefully it unlocks a golden Bowser shit.

Clearly you are not one of the people who used to read the manual before playing the game. It’s a thing.

I have way less time to play video games than I used to. Things like this are helpful for me.

Because some people want to be efficient with their time?

The exact same question I had. I am not someone who obsesses over getting every collectable, unless there is shit locked behind it. Good shit I mean. Not a little golden piece of shit.

This looks cool and all, but what the hell is “vaselike versatility?”

This looks cool and all, but what the hell is “vaselike versatility?”

I agree, but perhaps it’ll delve into “so bad it’s good” territory.

there is no chance that this is going to be any good

If you use the Konami code on Fandango for this movie, you will get 30 free tickets.

So...Fallout 5?

I love how Peach is fired up and willing to punch Bowser’s lights out.

He’s Japanese. It’s the law.

But did it give us the badass Peach that Super Mario Adventures gave us? 

“There’s only room for a-one mustache on this-a hot bod!”

So... Mario shaves his junk. interesting.

Looks like this is just a cosmetic thing. Guess they don’t want innocent patreoners stumbling upon something directly labeled, “I brainwashed and banged my family IV: The one where your daughter is a mindless anthropomorphic slave dog.” So you’ll just have to tone it down to “Daddytrance: Give a dog a bone.”

The thing that really makes this decision by patreon weird is the fact that you can’t just look up adult content on patreon anyway. You need to know the creator’s page.