Look, if someone wants to touch your hair, it means they like you on some level. Having people like you IS A GOOD THING. Next time someone wants to touch your hair, why not take it as a compliment and blog post about that experience, instead?

Where’s the “old man yells at cloud” picture when you need it...

That’s the furthest thing from witty.

Matt, I thoroughly enjoyed your article. As an avid Dark Souls fan, I do wish those games offered a way to tone down the difficulty so that others can enjoy the wonder and intrigue that game world has to offer.

It’s all makeup and photoshop. They don’t look like that when they first wake up.

Those images confirm: anime was a mistake.

Seemed reasonable enough to me. Did you read it? What part stood out to you the most?

Until there is a court case proving anything, you’re full of shit.

Fuck you for wanting to assume someone performed sexual harassment without needing any proof of it. Hopefully you never go to court and get a conviction when there is little proof.

This is because most martial artists are taught to exercise self control, while a twitch streamer has no such philosophical background.

I’m pretty sure the point of this article is to illustrate how to do this without having to pay for a subscription.

That video didn’t do it for me. Came off as being really corny. The violin work is ok, but the singing sounded very restrained for a song about the thume.

Not enough Dark Souls in this article.

Loved that headline and article!

I love how all you have to do these days to be “political” is just shout a few tweets on the internet.

You think that talking shit about some dumb celebrity is going to suddenly bring about doom for Donald Trump? If anything it will get the response of a few thousand people that already don’t like Trump, but that’s not going to change a damned thing. Twitter is completely pointless. I don’t know why so many people put…

Posting a few tweets on the internet is not political engagement. Neither is donating money to red cross. It’s hardly political, and I’m sorry, it’s just for show. If Kardashian needs to compare herself to Trump to make herself look good, then she’s a fucking mess to begin with. That’s like comparing yourself to shit…

Sorry, but Trump won’t be taken down by a few tweets from an equally moronic person.

No thanks.

Great! Are you happier, knowing that you are right, and I am clearly in the wrong?