Hey, the kids back then had to learn about their T-Zone somehow.

“BIKE THIEVES, I’VE COME TO BARGAIN.”

I was getting a pizza in my local once and, after the customer in front of me left, the guy behind the counter said, “That was Tom Hardy.”

What, is it funny or something?

: Narrator : he was okay.

Wrong Sith died!

He had a particularly bad case of getting cut in half with a light saber

Teach me your secular ways.

And Paul Rust loves chemicals so much, he’s like Walter White over here.

Have you ever even been on a plane, you piece of shit?

Wasn’t Gyllenhaal supposedly going to replace Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man when it was thought Tobey’s back was too jacked up? Well, he finally gets to be in a Spidey movie after all.

That’s what you get for messing with Dr. Lola Spratt. Erin Hayes is way too good for this show, but I was glad to see her getting paid. Killing her off was a huge dick move, and I’m glad to see it blew up in Kevin James’s gigantic face.

Not there, THERE!

Ha ha! Typographical error!

“Do you want to die today, motherfucker?” That killed me, but yes, Jared has tons of issues.

I hope he calls himself “Country Riggs.”

The best thing about Iron Fist secondary characters is that they allowed this gif to come into existence.