I can’t tan, either. Course, there’s Irish in me as well as Scandinavian, and I think the Irish won the battle for my skin. Also, cool rocks feel sooooo good. And I wish I could wear yellow. My mom can. It makes me jealous, I love yellow.

You will wrest my milk from my dead Scandinavian body. Also, it’s like one of three drinks I can even drink anymore cause of allergies. I think I will go have a glass of milk right now. Milk.

I used to beg my mom to take me to Toy's R Us so I could sit there and play the game. I oved that game.

It's amazing to me how much more put together I look if I do my eyebrows, regardless if I do anything else. And unless I'm at a convention where I'm going to be photographed, or doing a fancy night, then I don't bother with foundation or even powder. And mascara is for special times, because my eyes are so sensitive…

That looks awesome, but hoboy that's expensive! I'm such a cheapie, I've been using the same giant tin of Mehron Translucent Powder for years and years and years, because I got it for cosplay makeup and found it works really well on my skin. I don't dip into the tin, I've been putting it into other containers, and…

I actually use one because I prefer to use translucent stage powder instead of pressed, because I'm pale as hell and none of the pressed powders ever look good on me. I found a nice antique compact and I use a powder brush instead of a poof, and I get some on the brush and swirl it around the inside lid. It doesn't…

You will pull my milk glass out of my cold, dead corpse. It's one of the few drinks I can even drink any more, and it is the tastiest drink ever. I pity all of you who did not inherit the superior gene of Adult Milk Digestion. I am a true Swedish American, I drink all the milk.

Oh, you are right! I keep getting the two mixed up. I tend to buy the store brand meds, which are labelled with the specific medication name instead of a brand name. The only one I tended to use brand-name was Aleve, because the store brand tastes SO MUCH WORSE. Like, I'm swallowing a pill, the mere touch of the…

I'd more more upset about it too if I wasn't aware of the propensity for people to call something by it's most popular brand name instead of the actual item name. See also: Coke for cola, Tylenol for Ibuprofin, etc.

Is that what he might be saying? I've seen that skit a zillion times and he gets all mumbly right there and NONE OF THE EPISODES HAVE SUBTITLES.

I don't trust soup on the whole...

Has to be a deep discount, that man doesn't have any eyebrows to speak of, and Andy Roony kept small animals in his.

That middle power point was where I lost it. NO CUTE RAT SHOES? F-that. I'm out.

My husband has a clock key on a chain he wears a lot, that I met him wearing. I never found it creepy the way I find most mens necklaces, but part of it had to be the fact I met him when he was wearing a fabulous shirtwaist/tophat combo that the necklace looked great with. Also, I dig a speampunky man, if done right.…

I wanted Loki... I got the Joker. Not the sense of humor I meant, Buzzfeed.

My husband got me an autoharp, which I've wanted for years and years. We still need to get it tuned, because it's a used one in good condition but it's massively out of tune. But it is an awesome present! And I've been playing Goat Simulator that we got on the Steam sale. ^___^

No one is going to talk about this incredible subtle panel on the back of the dress? This gorgeous moon wand embroidery? This is the thing that impressed me. It's stunning!

All in all, I'm aware I'd probably be better at defending myself with the wooden sword. I used to use it as a walking stick on Marta and walking the streets of Atlanta, and I did have to use it once. Big BIG man tried to mug me... for my practice sword. He wanted it... I gave it to him. I hit his ear, his neck, and…

At the time, all I was thinking was that was the weaponry available to me: most of the knives had been gifts from my first boyfriend, who worried about me moving to midtown Atlanta for college, and also knew I liked sharp pretties. The sword was something I bought myself on layaway, and I also have a wooden practice…

*raises hand*