I wouldn't be married to my husband if it weren't for the internet. We met at a convention two states away, and had no idea we could throw stones at each other from our places of work until we found each other on the internet after the con. We became friends over the internet. That's a big deal. I might not have even…

My currently lady-rats are ridiculously thin, despite eating ALL THE THINGS ALL THE TIME. They both run on the wheel non stop all night long, and so instead of cuddly pudgy ratties they are these whipcord muscle tubes of fur that can shoot across the room in two seconds. Seriously, all my other rats have never been…

Lindy, who is this annoying little anklebiter bothering you? He's suddenly all over the place, like bad spooge.

Girdles and crinolines are a MUST. (I want ALL these dresses, but I'd never be able to shove my boobs in them, even if I could cinch my waist that tight. *sigh*)

What's with the light from the crotch? I don't remember that being an iron man feature...

Those panyhose look hella itchy. Any time I've ever worn pantyhose with little things in the weave I think I'm about to scratch my legs off all damn day. Those kind of pantyhose don't last very long...

Is it bad that what I really want is President Snow's GORGEOUS DESK? I mean, I know it will smell like rotting roses and shit, but I could buff that out. Please?

Maybe not, but I did find myself thinking: "I wonder if i can make those shorts?" I love the color and the pleats, though I'd make them a little longer to stop ride-up.

I think the Miley Cyrus video is mesmerizing to me because she's wearing this loose unicorn suit, but when she moves suddenly you can see her body shape very distinctly. It's like a gif version of a magic eye puzzle. I can see the sailboat! It's a schooner!

I'm about to spend a weekend doing just that, staffing the Game Room at a convention in Atlanta. I do this every year, and play games at every convention I go to, and play games at home. Me and the Rat Husband are slowly collecting our own store of games, and I intend to play them with my children and my…

I go through work shirts like they are made of gauze, and jeans and shoes too, but I work in a frame shop where glass and blades and all sorts of sharp stuff just tears through everything. Though it's better now that they let us wear jeans again, and t-shirts. We went through a period of white dress shirt/black…

Honestly, I think I have a crush on whomever made those jackets. Do you see how the stripes are aligned, and the lapels have PERFECT symmetry and how the collar stripes go one way and then just make a turn at the lapels?

I've used the Tom's of Maine Fluoride-Free toothpaste for about 13 years now, and if I have to use a fluoride version because something happened on a trip or something, I always get the worst bleeding gums and issues. I've been getting chemical-sensitivities a lot more frequently, anyways, and I'd probably would have…

We side-stepped all of that entirely by picking a whole new last name for our wedded life. No name smushes, no his-name-then-my-name, nothing. We picked a brand new one, and have started our own dynasty, thank you.

Due to escalating allergies, I've had no voice for a week. It started out all Minnie Mouse on Meth, and has worked its way to naught but a whisper, even after not talking at all for three days. Anybody else have this fun experience? I have to work tomorrow, though my two days off this week are Monday and Tuesday, so I…

It made my hair all soft, so yes. Though I've always had to rotate my Dove products. If I use it for too long, it starts making it oily. Then I switch back to Tresemme, and then back again. But yeah, it stripped the color right out. I've never seen anything like it, and I've colored my hair since I was 13. I was…

My biggest "does it matter" shampoo/conditioner issue is that I recently started coloring my hair again (after just bleaching it for a few years, for costumes. I'm switching to wigs for easier maintenance, so I got a whole bunch of hair cut off and colored my hair like Claudia from Warehouse 13.)

... You've not seen my husband's browser window. His average is 35 tabs. His maximum was 87. We counted.

I've never thought my bits looked strange, but I did always wonder WHY one labia was longer than the other. That always seemed super weird to me, though I never knew when I was younger that women could have unevenly-sized breasts or anything, because all the boobs I'd seen, my moms, my own, my friends, and so on, were…

Rat Butt. That is all.