Ha! That is so true! I just got into the world of podcasts and am listening obsessively to catch up to present day with them. It is all Squarespace and audible.com. I think I am too far back for the casper mattress.

While they don’t usually shout-out puppia harnesses, a lot of them do wear them. Cats who camp wear them too, so if a cat is willing to wear it, it must be the shit!

And wasn't there a gigantic archive type place with tissue samples everyone who ever got a shot? That was maybe underground and probably retconned out of continuity a season later?

I LOVE DIS. Invite me to the vow renewal plz.

I WANNA SEE MORE PICS OF YOUR DOPE WEDDING

I know the Revere accent well.

Bring it in, ladies

I call them the PTUs...Pup Thermal Units.

Fur baby heat output is a great bonus. My cat likes to sleep curled up next to my stomach, which both keeps me warm in the winter and helps soothe my cramps.

Yeah. It seems a little sad to live your life unhappily day to day with a few expensive treats thrown in. If the alternative is living a little more modestly and not being stressed out all the time, I’ll take that. The trick is finding the happy medium where you’re not overworked, but still making enough money to not…

All life is sacred. And frankly, I’m beginning to believe the planet might be better off without the human race. Something more advanced might evolve once we’ve polluted our way out of the picture.

I picked up a pair of Betabrand’s “work yoga pants” at Black Friday and they have changed my world.

Our dog has on and off constipation and the vet was like “I could give you some pills to help his constipation or you can just put a tablespoon of canned pumpkin in his food.” Vets who acknowledge homeopathic remedies are the best. Hope the mange is cured now, the poor puppy must be so uncomfortable.

I've got friends who own places in Watertown and they weren't allowed to have chickens or cloven hooves animals :(

“SIL” = “sister in LAW.”

I am actually a pretty successful art history grad. Hell, I went to art school first, THEN got a masters in art history. And my family has less money than none.

My hero.

Ugh! I'm sorry. BMIs are such bullshit. My doctors have never said anything but sometimes when they weigh me I think they're going to.

I agree with this. For myself, I usually buy $20 bottles for general drinking purposes, a $40 bottle for an occasional splurge (a very good day or a very bad day), and I spend around $85 for special occasions (usually my birthday). I’m poor, so that’s as high as I can go for now, but it works for me.

David Sedaris signed my book “Thank you for making me rich.” I love him.