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I watched one of her recent comedy specials, where she talked a bit about the girlfriend who died (died? was murdered?) when she was a struggling comedian, and a bit about the time of her life surrounding coming out on The Ellen Show. I was struck by how positive and sunny her (at least public) demeanor is, in spite

I will say this loudly: THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS NOT THE ORIGIN STORY OF ELLEN DEGENERES IDENTIFYING AS A LESBIAN.

I love that Ellen was able to come forward, and I HATE that some homophobic fucktard is going to use this as "that's why people become gay."

I can only imagine. He went from having no screen credits at all to being one of three main characters in the biggest HBO show ever (he was a stage actor before getting cast). 

who in 2015 nearly died of an overdose in a Dennis Hof-owned Nevada brothel

I don’t understand why Booksmart was released in May...the month is so stacked with blockbusters (Endgame, Pokemon, John Wick 3, Aladdin, Godzilla) that it just seems like the movie got set up for failure. Especially since the hype for it seemed to be at its highest when it debuted at SXSW over two months ago.

Can we do the Drake meme with:

If Warren’s or Harris’s poll numbers drop significantly, and we get 10,000-word profiles in return, perhaps I’ll eat these words, but I’m not counting on it."

FWIW, I found when my fridge broke a couple of summers ago that milk is way better out of the freezer, too. I’m sure it’s just because the water content freezes out first and at some point you’re left drinking straight cream, but yeah, it’s pretty damn good alright.

Wow. Pressuring a subordinate to engage in sex is the kind of thing that tends to end careers.

Bullies are always ‘joking’. That’s their ‘Get out of jail free’ card.

Release him yesterday. Or sooner.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

Let’s see, get paid well to play basketball and spend 6 months in Auckland or don’t get paid to play and spend 6 months in Lawrence Kansas ? Seems like a pretty easy decision to me. The idea that this ruined the mornings of Bill Self or Coach K gives me a nice warm feeling inside 

I appreciate that there’s a link to discussion of factual issues in the movie (“accurate or otherwise”), but it might be worth mentioning that the original book is legendarily inaccurate, as described here. It sounds like the movie does away with some of Preston’s hyperbole, but not all (if they actually show someone

It’s been a while since I read Into Thin Air but Krakauer was talking about how dangerous the line was back when he did his climb and I think that was less than 10 people (if I’m remembering correctly, it definitely wasn’t as extreme as the picture).

I mean...

Climbing Mt. Everest is like getting a PHD in rocket science from the University of Phoenix

Since this is the first post of the day I would just like to say that I really really really miss Memorial Day Foodspin. Thank you for your time. 

This season felt a bit aimless to me, but the finale retroactively fixed that. Carolyn’s subversion and exploitation of Eve/Villanelle finally made sense - and not in an overtly absurd way as I was dreading. I also wasn’t expecting Eve’s first kill to be so violent - I’m interested in seeing how they handle her trauma