I vote Giant Meteor!

Hard to come up with a clear winner when no one picked artichoke.

The lack of any kind of pepper whatsoever on this list is mind-blowing. I’m not a big fan of raw diced green pepper on pizza (too crunchy), but jalapenos? banana peppers? roasted red peppers?

Considering the horrific writing for women on Riverdale, I’d guess they will make the old comics seem like Broad City. 

That’s not a fat Flash, it’s Oliver Queen as the Flash, because it’s from the “Elseworlds” episode where Flash and Arrow switched lives. Yes, it was extremely goofy, but awesome.

Both roles should be played by Tilda Swinton.

We had plenty of evidence. We just happen to have more now.

How is this supposed to resemble a sandwich, exactly?

I appreciate the sentiment behind the campaign but how about you just make a red cocktail without wasting sanitary products? Women living in poverty lack access to these products. Donating them instead of using them for decoration seems more appropriate.

Truly, nobody cuts to the heart of what a oafish buffoon Trump is quite like you, David. This had me in stitches:

But SHE’S a cheerleader!

Just posting this here before people start citing to the McDonald’s coffee case as an example of lawyers run amok.

“I alone can save you.”  It was absolutely there.

I anticipate getting zero stars and lots of disdain for my hot take on this subject but here goes:

An actor is not the same as her character. Your reasoning is like criticizing an actor for being anti-gun when they use guns in movies. It’s stupid and reductive.

You’re doing the Lord Beebo’s work with those Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs.

God forbid we expose drinkers to chemicals women put into their bodies daily...

I would have thought the most meta moment was Sara yelling, “Too much exposition!”

Ha, subtle Buffy shout out:

Not bad, but I’m holding out for diva cup shooters.