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Say what you will about the outcome, but this year’s Kentucky Derby was worth it for Matt Bevin getting viciously booed by my fellow Kentuckians. 

Well...Eilis got pushed into the life she had built, because Tony pressured her into getting married before she left and her family finds out when she’s back home.

Fire starters are always the best!

No Buffy?

Pokemon Blue. I was just a naive young kid from Pallet Town, didn’t even know enough not to go into the long grass without a Pokemon. By the end, I was the very best, like no one ever was. As my team had grown into an unstoppable killing machine, so had I grown into a Champion.

As a general point, it’s crazy that the US women have been playing internationally for like 30 years and the national team program still hasn’t found a way to develop natural, world class defenders or holding mids (and Sauerbrunn is the exception that proves the rule). Fullbacks are converted forwards and CBs are

Remember the “Allie Long as the QB of the backline” experiment in Rio? Your nightmare scenario reminded me of that.

This is a good post.

I don’t think so? And she plays better on the left than the right (which is why she should be on the roster). She had a great game against the Thorns last week.

Short should’ve been included over Brian.

Not thinking a one-for-one swap. But, true. Who’s playing strong CB otherwise right now. Maybe just that Short should be the first one after the cutline as opposed to Zerboni. 

I think it’s a crap shoot between Long and Brian, but Long is somewhat healthier. I think Short should’ve made it over Long because that backline is scaryyyyy. Especially with Ellis saying O’Hara is only 15 minutes fit. We’re gonna see 4 centerbacks on the backline again. Every team will study the tape against

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Personal pet theory is that Long’s inclusion is a requirement for Morgan to keep showing up. 

Red, White and Blue Is The Warmest Color

It would have been more interesting if they cast Natasha Lyonne in the Seth Rogen role

Sorry, no dice on Rachel Dratch. Best we can do is *checks notes* Charlize Theron with a fake mole.

I’m so sick of his schlub ass getting hot women in movies.

I get that soccer is a religion to many, but hushing up child sexual abuse by letting the abuser go do it someplace else is a bit on the nose.