because the only plot The L Word knows is cheating and they only brought Tina back to cheat on that nice lady with Bette yet again?

it’s a hell of a competition but I’m most afraid of the way these two elements

this might be worse than Gillian Anderson playing Thatcher.

now I kind of want to see Wayne Brady, who would be a two-time Celebrity Jeopardy winner if he hadn’t bet like a dingus, host.

would have liked to see Jax, maybe young Martin, Ray-Ray and Nora, both Charlie and Amaya, and some crossover friends.

they gonna follow through on that Jane Krakowski in a musical claim or nah?

...ok, but now I kind of want to see tentacle!Gary hovering around for part of the wedding planning.

-Did John actually dick over Spooner like that, or does the drink have more of a possession effect than he was expecting? He can be enough of a bastard, but I’m worried about vampiric possession too.

it was kind of funny, because all between the Hawke scene and the produce shredder I was convinced 1994 wasn’t going to off any of our core group of teens. whoops.

CHRISTINE BARANSKI

The show that made an ongoing, serious-business storyline out of Gary’s nipple being consumed by a malevolent, hallucinogen-spewing unicorn*?

this news, like Ben himself, is magnificent.

“Zoya”? Now I’m mad about that 4th season of GLOW again.

somehow I didn’t put two and two together!

“on phone -> not working” is really lazy analysis. while it’s hard to give a slacker like Ted Cruz the benefit of the doubt after he took a vacation during a massive home-state emergency, a modern smartphone really should be a tool for fact-checking, finding background information, comparing testimony to previous…

It’s been so public knowledge for so long that something was wrong- without ever leaking what was wrong- that I’m starting to think the reason is boring.

*googles* OH DAMN

Also, I’m going to check out her show Evil, now, because I’m told it’s worth it,

jesus christ. all hail the Septuply-Risen Bisexual.

I like that they haven’t completely dumped Gary’s boner for Ava.