they have *one main draw*. the plot’s never made any sense and the supporting characters are nothing to write home about. but sure, let’s turn it into a shared universe, why the fuck not.

Oloixarac’s cringeworthy sex writing has improved somewhat. The author has managed to double down on maintaining a steady parade of sexual situations and grotesqueries while making the overall effect less unintentionally comic. But don’t be fooled—there are still more than a few places where the reader may well glaze…

whyyy are you showing me Krendler’s personal life. who in the history of the Silence of the Lambs-verse has ever asked for Paul fuckin’ Krendler’s personal life.

yeah, since they announced she was leaving it’s felt like some lawyer/producer fucked up hard by getting the show renewed without Ferrera on board.

so who are we dreamcasting as Dana?

She doesn’t even bring any kind of backup! So when Luanne/maybe Marilyn stabs her in the neck with a syringe, causing Clarice to pass out, no one knows where she is. Just like when she was after Buffalo Bill. Pretty sure Krendler isn’t going to be too happy about that.

I want Warehouse 13 back.

It’s bad in so many ways! Nobody can act, the dialogue blows, the supposed couples have no chemistry, and nothing about the sets/music is interesting!

whooooooooooo decided Dyson Thornwood Kris Holden-Ried should attempt a southern accent for a whole 45-minute episode

it’s such a terrible show I can’t believe NBC went through this embarrassment just to air it. for Nurses of all things?!

yeah, there are so few real-life pioneers that it’s hard to imagine which is less unlikely. Even Borders topped out below notoriously slow lefties like Jamie Moyer and Mark Buehrle, and while Eri Yoshida is kicking around Japan somewhere her knuckler is supposed to be in the 50s (Tim Wakefield’s was in the mid-60s).

maybe they used two-buck chuck and figured nobody would notice?

while the fastest overhand pitch ever thrown by a woman in real life was actually clocked at 69 mph.

sorry, they can only make lesbian movies set in time periods before the Super Bowl. it’s science.

would be more than a decade early if they hadn’t tried, though.

yeah, they launched CBS All Access with a new Star Trek and the Good Wife spinoff. no surprise they’d want to launch their rebrand with a similar ploy.

*waves in COVID bullshit*

several seasoned law enforcement officials standing in a room that smells like gas with a bunch of menacing metal boxes making strange clicking sounds without immediately shouting that everyone needs to evacuate, like, right that second;

We’re coming up on 5 years since The Good Wife ended, 6 years since they aired that awkward splitscreen, and...it must be 9+ since they stopped filming together? I cannot believe that story hasn’t leaked yet.

I like the Rock and love Nahnatchka Khan, but I really really really don’t need to watch a celebrity playact presidential aspirations.