Loool. Some real SVU-level writing logic.

-This show is godawful- I lost my shit when one of the Bratty Teens started CPR on a woman wrapped in plastic, whom the creep had for some reason not killed before wrapping her in plastic- but between the dead tv landscape and how hard I laughed at the CPR scene/later the twist killing I’ll probably stick around for a…

they have the worst taste in renewals- no GLOW or Teenage Bounty Hunters but this. At least Tawny Newsome is there.

Art Bell?

oh god it’s like watching Charmed decide they need to spend more time with Parker all over again

Ahh, but what if I know who she is because I’m one of the planet’s two morons who watched all of Stitchers?

and she’s been that way for what, 12 years?

yeah, IMO the best thing about takeout is that I either have two dinners or a dinner and a lunch.

Quick, tell Glenn Close before it’s too late!

Between this and the Hillbilly Elegy review it’s shaping up to be a bad year for 0-for actresses doing Oscar bait.

If it were only a season away from ending, maybe, but they’re just supposed to give Luddington half-storylines/avoid all onscreen romance for potentially years? Without even having the luxury of writing a conversation/episode that includes Chambers as Karev discussing anything with Jo? It sucks, but they did the best…

Still pissed about that cancellation, especially the way it ended.

I wish I were good enough at photoshop to put Dan Levy’s head on Eichner.

#LesbianOuroboros

When they did the Beck/Ego sketch where he shows up outside the house, the set looked so familiar to the Hillary Actually sketch that I kept expecting it to turn that way.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Especially surprising because he’s looked so stable since they came back from coronavirus.

He only went down a month after Weinstein; presumably either nobody felt safe reporting him beforehand or anyone who did was met by indifference.

Andrew Kreisberg was a co-creator/EP on literally all the Arrowverse shows that existed at the time he was ousted for being a serial harasser.

Kreisberg happened; with another dozen or so shows Berlanti’s name is on, we can’t be that surprised if there’s another shitbag producer somewhere.

always possible it doesn’t, sure. maybe 3 is a good movie and that averts it. but with FB2 getting the worst reviews of the series, Rowling becoming controversial for basically the first time ever, and the whole Depp thing, I wonder if this isn’t the franchise’s Solo moment.