More like Why-Me GarSee-Ya!

You have to hand it to Marshawn for telling it like it is. Passing him over isn’t a sound strategy.

Nicolas Cage once stole the Constitution to stop other people from stealing it.

It would likely be proof that we are, in fact, living in a simulated virtual reality.

Big deal. I can remember when the deadspin comments were full of “I like the smell of my own farts.”

They’re clearly all suffering from uromysitisis!

SO SAY WE ALL

And Iran

For all his difficulties with his fellow players during his career, I’m finding post-retirement, post-American steroid freakout, post-return to baseball Barry Bonds to be a revelation. He offers legitimate insights into both player dynamics and the technical side of baseball elements, and genuinely seems to be…

Believe it or not, but there are female service members.

Translation: “I had hoped that no one would find out just what kind of horrible, sub-human piece of garbage I am, but, you have, so I’m callously trying to save face as best I can.”

The hypnotist will fix all of this.

Alabama Slammer Does Alabama Slammer, Goes to Alabama Slammer

First erotic essay synopsis: a 6'8" basketball prodigy takes up with a married former pro’s wife. Unbeknownst to all except the prodigy and the wife, he fathers her child. The child grows to become a two-time MVP, winning one championship. Before his real father leads his own team back from a 3-1 deficit to defeat his…

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

We gonna do this forever....

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What a time to be alive.

First good trade for the Dallas Cowboys in years.