That’s what he sees her as. He wanted - and still wants - Beyonce, and he settled for Kim. That man would dig through Bey’s garbage if he thought he could get away with it. Kim is going to make some man happy, but that man ain’t going to be Kanye. He has talked about her like an object from jump, and it’s sad and a…

There’s always that one douche who’s just shocked - shocked! that he can’t get up and start digging in the overhead bins while the plane is 5 feet from the ground and the seatbelt sign is still on, and always one other person who’s surprised to learn they can’t blithely wander into the bathroom under the same…

Snoo Snoo is what the Amazons from the Planet of the Amazons on Futurama call sex. That said, the original comment made no sense at all.

One note on 2016...

What ensues could have come directly from Donald Trump’s dream journal: having reinvented the erstwhile printing company as a maker of Japanese smart toilets, Laird insists they be produced on American soil. This move effectively repatriates American manufacturing through an alliance with tech while assuring the…

There’s some great art depicting the latter:

Exactly. The law and justice are not the same thing; they often overlap, but they can diverge as well. The pardon system is set up for those times to allow those who are guilty of justifiable crimes to get relief. I see no issue with either the verdict or the pardon. Although the pardon should probably have come a…

Thank god. From a legal perspective, I have no doubt that the French court reached the right decision; her life was certainly not imminently threatened and the law, for very good reasons, restricts the availability of self-defense as a protection to a murder charge. So yes, I think she was guilty of murder under the…

I’m not even mad about the donuts and the hating America comment anymore. I kind of hate America right now, too. Girl travels all over the country to perform and probably caught onto how terrible we all are way before the shit hit the fan. Bitch is prescient.

I feel like everybody forgot about the anti-vaxxing and cleansing toxins by living on juice for serveral days and all that nonsense, very quickly.

Was anyone really under the impression that liberals are less gullible than conservatives? I think it’s always been pretty obvious that we’re overall just as gullible, but about different things.

There’s really no such thing. Since the US is a country of immigrants, you’ll find German culture, Irish and Italian culture, etc, etc... But culture, folklore, language, food simply based on white skin??? Nope!

They also don’t talk about it as if they’re the ONLY PEOPLE EVER to successfully navigate a divorce, co-parenting, and remaining friends with your ex.

Pleading guilty to all charges must be some new and innovative method of winning a case that I wasn’t previously aware of! I’ll try it with my next speeding ticket.

The more I live, the more entrenched I become in distributionism and my belief that it may really be the only way to stabilize society. Capitalism has decent features, but the problem is that it’s inherently hungry - it has no end point, it has no “goal” other than to keep acquiring and consuming. Socialism has its…

For years scientists have mistakenly claimed that diamonds are the hardest naturally occurring substance. In reality, that award actually goes to Angelina Jolie’s jawline.

Someday, after I become ridiculously wealthy and successful, I will throw a fabulous annual holiday party called Fifth Christmas and only children whose parents are divorced will be allowed to come. And we will drink and be merry and bitch about our parents.

I agree. I hate that people keep using the term “forced” here. No, this is not forced labor. Forced labor would be if they were dragged to the stage.Working under threat of termination is not force, it is...well...pretty standard. If I refused to represent a client this way, I would bet money that my job would be on…

I don’t see how “normal” fits into the discussion. Their job says they have to work for a client they don’t wish to associate with. They can choose to do their job, or they can sacrifice it for their beliefs. It’s the same choice anyone has when their job asks them to do something they don’t want to do.

It is ABSOLUTELY Suicide Squad!!!