This is some high concept performance art shit right here. She’s so obviously doing a bit.

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

Sad how people think they “deserve” access to celebrities.

READ MY TWEETS! YOU’RE ON TV SO I CAN SAY ANYTHING I WANT TO YOU! YOU CAN’T BLOCK ME, YOU’RE ON TV! TV TV TWEET TWEET TWEET FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FREEDOM OF TWEET!

This. I tried to explain to a good friend once that I’m actually pretty painfully shy sometimes and she straight laughed at me and told me I didn’t know why shy meant. Apparently she missed the part where I’ll drop off the radar for several days if I’ve spent too much time around other people. (Or when I had to lock…

I think that if you have two parties who are equally drunk, but both too drunk to consent, then it’s obviously non-consensual sex. I’m hesitant to call it rape or call either a rapist, when both parties equally, drunkenly, decided* to stick their parts together, and I wouldn’t prosecute, but it is non-consensual sex,…

“WHY are you and others attempting to make this about alcohol? The issue is PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY AND ACCOUNTABILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS.”

I know everyone is disagreeing with you, and maybe it is because you put it a bit bluntly, but I think this is a blurry issue too (if you just follow the media-broadcasted view - and I’m talking from both sides). I am a woman, and I have had drunk sex with people who I probably wouldn’t have had sober sex with. It…

Congrats America, we have made politics into such a shit flinging contest that no one with a moral compass or brain wants to run for the highest public office leaving us with these two.

Yeah, I kind of expected more from Samantha Bee. The overwhelming majority of people who supported Bernie are firmly planted in Hillary’s camp. But there’s way more focus on the minority who are so Pro-Bernie they’re actually Anti-Bernie.

Can we please, please, please stop with the “shot for shot remake” bullshit? “HEY- REMEMBER THIS THING YOU LIKED? I’M GONNA DO IT TOO!!! LOOK!!! IT’S SOMETHING YOU ALREADY LIKE!! I’M ALL OUTTA IDEAS BUT THIS SHOULD GO VIRAL BECAUSE I’M REFERENCING POP CULTURE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE!”. This stuff needs to go into a garbage…

Sorry, but this was not a faithful, meticulous shot-for-shot recreation of Criminal. Fiona’s facial expressions were subtle, well-acted, intriguing. She emoted just the right amount. The overacting in this is just distracting and unnatural, like someone needs to call an exorcist. The instrumentals, especially the…

This was all very... Cringey????

Which is an weirdly fitting way for the US to end the world.

If Hillary called for Russia to hack American servers conservatives would suffer from a collective rage-stroke rapture. But let Donald say it, and I’m sure loyal Fox viewers are just nodding, cleaning their guns, and masturbating while fantasizing about the first impeachment of a presidential candidate.

So, basically he’s inciting treason? Actual treason.

America’s fascination with reality stars is going to start WW3.

It’s those people clinging to him that are now booing him. The ‘revolution’ is eating itself.

EXACTLY THIS! Jesus people, let’s think about who facilitated these leaks - a crazy authoritarian who has every reason to want America to elect a similarly minded leader. I think the DNC emails are dumb as hell and DWS was right to step down, but if anyone is honestly going to vote for Trump after this they’re an…

These are the kind of supporters who would be disappointed when Bernie couldn’t finish his entire agenda in two years, forget to vote in the midterms, and then call him an ineffective president when a Republican Congress blocks all his legislation.

Am I starting to sound bitter about other Sanders supporters? That’s…