“ARRGH, the fucking Japs are everywhere”

When you flip your car over to do the paint-spray test to see which are the drive wheels, don’t forget that if you rotated your tires wrong, or replaced them incorrectly after keeping them warm in your bed, that you might end up with PWD or SWD; Port or Starboard.

See now this I can get behind.

How a programmer works:

This is sage advice.

Oh, well then I guess all of those truck drivers who can back a semi-trailer right up to the loading dock using only the sideview mirrors have been doing it all wrong! Or maybe they haven’t been doing it at all? Maybe they just thought they did, when really it’s just some program in the matrix?

We have already beta tested it.

That’s total bullshit. You should educate yourself. Being a cop is not really that dangerous. There are many other occupations way more dangerous. Most cops are fat, lazy, bullies.  

And what if you want to pay $460 for the $5 pinstripe? How about the Clearcoat Protection for $1000 or the Scotchguard for $600 that are not applied? Only a franchised dealership can provide these valuable services.

And what do you do if you decide to go buy a brand new car but you want the comfort of getting a $150 ‘prep’ charge, despite being brand new and having only 2 miles on the OD, so you know it’s been needlessly ‘detailed’ inside and out? You can’t get THAT with the Tesla model.

Look, there are vital services that dealerships provide that the Tesla model can’t. What if we do away with dealerships and then you say to yourself “I feel like taking my car in for minor servicing and having one of the mechanics total it while while out on a BS test drive. And I’d really like to spend months…

“I am not apposed to taking stupid people’s money”

I know what I got. No lowballerz.

Maybe if a person thought there might be a vague chance of not getting the bloody tuna salad beat out of them when caught, maybe they wouldn’t run so hard? And Christ yes I know they shouldn’t run in the first place, but there’s been so many “stop “resisting”!” not-resisting beat-downs that there’s an understandable…

Husband and I voted for Clinton. I hate Florida, too. I am actually hating a lot of our country right now. Trump does not stand for what America is supposed be about. He is racist, sexist, and classist. He admitted to assaulting women, he made fun of disabled people, he has outright lied about everything, he does not…

I clicked on this article to see a drag race. This is fraud.

Kneeling disrespectful troops matter - this is YOUR country! Voting to rearrange my black balls?!..words entitled grandfather lives by. Foot the United States! Take patriot freedom!

Consumers: We want more fuel efficient cars.
Industry: Here’s a 50 mpg CRX.
Consumers: AWESOME.
Government: That’s not safe. Make it heavier.
Industry: These new cars are safe, but not very efficient.
Government: Unacceptable. Make them more efficient.
Physics: Psht. Heh.
Industry: These are safe and efficient, but not in…

is it just me or are these games getting a bit too abstract?