I don't think its authenticity as just a different era. Chicago media protected Jordan. In the 24/7 sports-media world now, they could not. Jordan's charisma is as forced as Kobe's. Watch those Gatorade commercials, and then see if you can find the out-takes. He's as awful as any athlete doing an ad. I think the…

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Hmmm, the Destiny weapons loadout screen seems different somehow?

Looks like Riley Cooper climbed that fence after all.

Couldn't you just as easily claim Taken was a rip-off of Man On Fire? Denzel's been a go-to action guy for a long while now. I'd say the death of Tony Scott hurts that more than his age does.

Congratulations on getting the first comment in on this thread and utilizing that privilege to post the same old fandroid garbage that shows up on every iPhone-related post.

I am white and come from an all white town. In recent years, I've seen how ignorant and harmful my commitment to being "colorblind" was to my students (I teach H.S.). I try to always be very aware of my white privilege and the normalization of my culture. The AP situation transcends race and culture. It doesn't…

"It cost your server money to serve you. Literally."

I worked in foodservice for a long time, while juggling school. I didn't expect tips for shit service. Seems like a bunch of entitled fucks to me.

You can't get taxed on money you don't receive.

Exactly. I'm sick of servers complaining that about people not leaving them OPTIONAL FUCKING TIPS. HELLO??? DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIP MEANS?

I have. Sucks not getting tips but not everyone does their job well or professionally. I've worked with people who have earned tips, I've worked with people who have treated customers like a burden. You don't get paid for bad service and you're not entitled to a tip. If McCoy was being a douche and tipped 20 cents…

Other industries have it worse than the food service. So, shut the fuck up and do a good job if you want a good tip, you bunch of entitled bastards.

Finally, someone else who misses hangin' with Mr. Cooper

2014 NFL PR Campaign Slogan: You can hit your wife, just don't hit that bong.

Why would the multi-gazillionaire owner of a professional sports franchise want to pay a single dime for loyal employees' health insurance? Especially when laws requiring him to do so were passed under the Dictatorship of the Kenyan Muslim Socialist Commie Pothead who pals around with terrorist and golfs too much.…

I like how our public narrative is "obamacare is forcing companies to not have full time staff" rather than "companies are so fucking amoral and greedy, they'd rather not function than treat their employees well."

Mark Sanchez sympathizes, as he knows what it's like struggling to read.

Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

...Why would it have been originally ninjas? Is that sorority somehow overrun by ninjas? Is ninja infiltration somehow a threat ("oh shoot, we accidentally extended offers to these pledges, but it turns out they were UNDERCOVER NINJAS!")?