Luke Plunkett, anti-Anything Microsoft, anti-Xbox warrior strikes again.

Groups like ISIS and Al Qaeda have changed how they communicate and do business because of what Snowden has informed them of and as a result we have almost no intelligence on their activities. When the terrorists next strike the U.S. it will be directly the fault of Snowden. I hope to see an image of him beheaded on…

Spoken like someone who has never felt that pure MDMA kiss before.

Fuck that guy.

Making things worse for Oden, Kevin Durant was spotted buying his girlfriend flowers even though it's totally not her birthday.

I went to Virginia Tech with David and while I did not know him personally, I had classes with him and saw him around campus. He was always super nice, polite, dressed up in a suit and tie every day to class, and was always smiling. I'm truly impressed but not surprised at the way he has handled himself in dealing…

Context? Dude, he's eating pussy!

So Im going to get killed for this and I accept it. Seriously in 2014...Is the stance that a woman cant be hit by a man under any circumstance?? If a woman hit a man she shouldn't expect retaliation? So women arent held to the same standard as men when it comes to hitting another human being? I dont know what…

I'm gonna launch a preemptive strike on any people objecting to this comment in much the same way that GWB launched a preemptive strike on Iraq:

I always would get a stomach ache after drinking coconut water, so I stopped. Now I drink papaya-acai-goat-urine Extreeem Bro Mix 3000 and I've never felt better, except for occasional anal leakage and severe bouts of depression.

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

you completely failed to follow his speech, you instead decided to fill it with your own insecurities, touch was clearly (by the context of the whole friggin speech) meaning in a mistreated way, and he was clearly trying to explain that it makes him angry, it makes him want to hit somebody but he uses his higher…

Thank you sir for proving my last fact.

Speaking of facts:

"OH MY GOD" "AMAZING!" So annoying.

You mean the dude from 22 Jump Street?

I was pretty disappointed they didnt have a moment of a silence,tribute or even mention tony in passing considering how much he meant to everyone around the league.The Padres just posted this picture on twitter with no caption, i thought it was a pretty tasteful tribute/dig at fox.

Dwight Howard has held controversial opinions for his entire career. For example, his belief that practicing free throws is a waste of time has offended basketball fans for years.

I've got some advanced ejection techniques for you right here. The easiest trick is to wait over 48 hours.

Finally fed up with this so-called "smart" phone, I screamed, "Siri, if you cannot follow my commands, the next thing I'm going to get is a Razr."