100% thought to myself “he ate lunch and caught up on Westworld”

“No one seems concerned about the legal precedence here.”

The other thread about Yeti coolers actually made me look for prices on RTIC coolers (someone said they’re cheaper) because I actually kind of need one for a long camping trip this summer.. and looking at the RTIC coolers on Amazon, if you look at all the reviews it’s a ton of MAGA/NRA idiots giving positive reviews…

My guess is, his religion now calls for the ritualistic shooting of Yeti coolers.

This Greg’s knowledge of the song probably works like the Wrangler’s commercial, it only has the first lyric: “Some folks are born made to wave the flag, ooh they red, white and blue”.

Plus they wrote Proud Mary, which was Tina Turners biggest hit! (And also did a kick ass cover of Heard it Through the Grapevine)

Half the women probably walked out the minute he walked in.

Hey now. Don’t talk smack about CCR. Besides, I doubt someone like him would even be a fan of a band who’s classic is “Fortunate Son”. A classic song, about nepotism, and classism. But then again, the dolt probably just hears the kick-ass guitar intro, forgetting to actually listen to the message.

does that mean black people are going to get kicked out of bars (or perhaps Starbucks) for being democrats?

Everybody knows real Black Gregs go by “G” to make it plain for the people.

You’re already allowed to kick Democrats out of bars. Political affiliation isn’t a protected class. But you can’t target a specific race, so you couldn’t just kick out black Democrats. You’d have to kick out all Dems.

They do! (Full disclosure; I’m white). But there is this theme with some white dudes that this is ‘Merica and they are free and that this means that they should be able to do and say anything they want without consequence.

He looks like he drinks Bud Light unironically and probably completed that outfit with some khaki Dockers. I wouldn’t want him in my bar on those grounds alone.

No he was black, but that didn’t stop him from saying and doing some very white shit.

They really hate it when their whiteness is DENIED. :)

your greg was white???????????????? girl bye

I guess it’s just something about dudes named Greg.

Breakdown of the time the judge spent in his chambers:

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