hate to break it to you, but “newsworthy” isn’t just the shit that makes you smile

Just announced: Time’s REAL Person of the Year!

Fuchthisscheisse is pretty close.

Germans have a word for everything. There has to be a word for “the moments between accident and intent,” ja?

Why can’t Twitter just ban the shithead? They’re a private company, there some law that say they gotta allow him to have an account?

The president of the United States making public statements, no matter how fucking stupid or how idiotic the platform, is newsworthy.

If this dude ever ends up near bumblefuck south jersey, he’s got a couch to crash on and as many venison burgers as he can cram in his mouth. Bless his soul.

Heroes are born in the moments between accident and intent, my kindly German friend. And you sir, are one of them.

I actually had the thought this week whether there was something wrong with me that I’ve never sent a dick pic to anyone.
Like I’m in some rare minority from what I can tell.

Anyway, I’m glad we got one more chance to hate George Bush before he died. Fuck that Republican shithead.

Sadly, your girls will likely live with this sort of stuff as a constant presence in their lives. Unwanted male attention starts so early. Like age 11. The comments start about then (from both peers and older men—gross) and they don’t stop. If you’re lucky, that’s all it ever is, a steady stream of male commentary…

Ugh. Goddamit. Just keep your fucking hands to yourselves. What the fuck is wrong with people. I’m 40 years old and have managed not to grope or otherwise touch people in an unwanted fashion. What the fuck is so hard about that? Just fucking stop it.

Maybe it won’t happen as quickly as you want it to - but that doesn’t mean it’ll never happen.

Laws mean everything when it involves black folks. IJS

I threw up in my mouth a little

Game show pitch: Pouty chin... or elbow after resting on gravel for an hour??

I don’t think anyone in that family has a chin. It’s extremely unfortunate.

Scrotum impact damage possibly.

did her chin take a nap on some cement?

Sanders is just like the rest of the Trump administration, they didn’t attend the orientation sessions for new administration employees which leads to failures of knowing and following governmental regulations, requirements and processes.