Right now, millions of white men are busting their ass at work. They’re building businesses and growing the economy. Jezebel hates them. Meanwhile, you’re writing this drivel but your sycophants eat it up. What a world.
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lol I don’t know why but the line “Some days it’s impossible to do anything...” in regards to a game you like, is kind of amazing. Maybe it’s like a shitty old car in that you love it but occasionally it does catch fire and/or leave your ass stranded.
“Ding, dong.”
If I remember my movies right, sometimes they eat man
So you’ve seen a lot of ‘how much is your head worth’ comments - and for the most part that’s true. There are other things to take into consideration though. The cheaper helmets, for example, don’t tend to have snap-off doodads. Their little aero humps, air scoops, chin intakes and such as all molded into the shell.…
That one has a good ending though because I got out of the religion and moved to Seattle
After the energy wars all fuel stations are Taco Bell.
Yes the US assembly robots are union members and require 4 times the electricity of those overseas robots. They take mandated robot breaks twice a day and sometimes they get stoned in robot lounge.
Made in America’s Heartland, Mexico!
Hecho en Mexico, hombre
This story should’ve been on Lifehacker.
Sadly true, but it may be possible to mitigate this and restore the aquifer somewhat by building low retaining walls and boreholes to capture and soak up the excess water. All it would take would be a concerted government effort to - oh, wait, California is fucked.
Not sure if replacing “horrible” with “dumpster fire” is really the way to go.
Do you have any videos of you masturbating to videos of you driving that I could masturbate to? If not, could you make some?
Technically OP made a correlation between being a young parent and not thinking through actions - which it does.
“Andre, take me to Red Lobster.”
It’s the Battle of Hoth, it should be in their favor. Right now it might be so just a touch too much, spawns being my main issue, but it’s still completely winnable with some kind of teamwork/focus or a good loadout. Everyone likes to forget about Ion Shot and Ion Grenade when playing Rebel.
He’ll, we can WRITE IT. Call the SyFy Channel! You and me can knock out a proposal by lunch tomorrow!