LMFAO While watching the game last night with my wife, I turned to her and said, “What the fuck is up with Flacco’s hair? I mean, it looks great even after half a game under his belt. It isn’t a disgusting, sweaty mess like Peyton’s.”

Out at me

As in “voted off the planet” I assume.

Ah shit. I know this location. I have my base in the same spot. I can’t wait to login this weekend and discover chaos.d

+1 for culling

I read it and had to go back and sing it out of childhood habit growing up there.

Don’t worry. I got it and laughed heartily.

I got the same thing as a kid from Sharper Image at the mall :-) I kid...I kid...

Man this harkens back to the glory day of console tv sets. I fully support this Samsung.

Can I bring my devil sticks?

Look at this militarization of the police against these poor defenseless farmers. Riot gear with body armor, shields, MRAP-type vehicles. It’s just sickening.

Every hotel has a front desk that has a pair of scissors. Most likely they have a “business office” of some sort that also has a pair of scissors.

Some should let his/her mom know the New Word-A-Day Calendar is really paying off—even if those words are being used incorrectly. Still though, new words am I right?

Man, I remember as a kid riding the Magnum XL-200 the summer it opened with its record setting drop. What an awesome time. I miss those days. Now, just shitting on the regular is more than enough of a thrill.

When you have aim assist on, sure why not?

I dunno about skill when there appeared to be aim assist. Looks like I may have to cancel my pre-order. I hope the public beta changes my mind.

Good job :)

Every time I see him on camera, he looks like my grandpa with Alzheimer’s. While appearing somewhat spry at times, he almost always looks like he’s surprised he’s at an NFL game. That 1,000 yard stare gets me every time.

laughed pretty hard at this. thank you!

this comment needs so many stars. I got into a game as Malfurion with Lili, Brightwing, Abathur and Sonya. I nearly bailed on the match and take my penalty watching Rick and Morty I had on DVR. I decided to stick it out and see how terrible it’d be just for laughs. We all typed “shit” as soon as we loaded into the…