My left eyebrow never fully recovered from the thin arch trend of the 90s, so no, I won’t be shaving my eyebrows off.

Nah, it’s more like Cleopatra VII’s family tree.

Does your Dawn soap tip also work on shower glass doors? That is my least favorite part of cleaning my bathroom.

My husband is Minnesotan, and he has worked his whole life to not roll his O’s. But when he talks to his mom on the phone....holy cow, he should eat his toast on a boat (I’m practicing right now for our upcoming trip to the Up North).

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

I’m with you. Personally, I like a stone that doesn’t dwarf the finger - not too big, not too small. Don’t get me wrong, I like cocktail rings, but not for the ring finger.

I already do that to a degree where I shift a set amount of money from the joint account to my personal account after payday. I’m thinking I might have to reverse that once school starts in the fall.

Oh, I tease him about that all of the time. His go-to-line is that he’s fixing things up to sell on ebay. Can you guess how many of his projects he’s sold?

He’s exactly like your roommate. I’ve just started piling stuff in his office and ignoring it. That way the rest of the house isn’t a cluttered nightmare. I found a box of his from three moves ago that he still hasn’t touched. Great.

I cut myself off years ago when I got into major credit card debt. Now I just have student loans. My husband, however, is addicted to shopgoodwill.com. It’s starting to add up to a) an amazing amount of stuff in our small house and b) enough to be noticeable in the joint account. I’m tempted to switch my direct…

I swear this is how it’s done in France. Doesn’t everyone go to the courthouse, and then you can have a church wedding if you want?

My sixth grade teacher read that book to my class. I don’t think there was a dry eye in the room when he finished. I still can’t bring myself to re-read it nearly 30 years later.

It’ll be a rehash of that old South Park episode with a giant douche and turd sandwich.

King Kanye the Kontroversial?

Either that or she’s paving the way for Kanye’s presidential campaign.

My crush is of an entirely different nature...I crushed the hell out of some out-of-control calla lilies in my front yard. Those plants are tenacious!

Was it the skulls on the caps that gave it away?

I’m embarrassed to admit that I have never seen that movie even though I was a kid in the 80s.

When you’re spending money like flowing water what’s the difference between one million and hundreds?

I just suggested that they team up for a buddy comedy. I’m not too proud to admit that I’d probably watch it after it goes to my local cheap beer theater.