I’m envisioning Gollum right now. Thanks for the chuckle.

That is excellent advice. Thank you for sharing it.

This reminded me of the old episode of South Park where Cartman goes on Maury or something, and says that only runs with gangs that commit hate crimes. It’s been a long week.

We were planning on putting the garden into that corner as there’s good drainage, sun, and shade available. At least the ground will be ready if I ever finish digging!

I might try to pawn them off on my coworkers. I don’t mind doing the work of digging them all up, it’s the disposal part that I’m not looking forward to.

Based on the thickness of the bulbs, this seems like a very well established patch. The previous owners left some heavy black tarp covering a different patch they were trying to kill off, so I think that’s going to be my dumping ground for now. Maybe I’ll see if I can transplant some in the courtyard by my classroom...

That’s what I thought. Welp, now I know what I’ll be working on tomorrow afternoon.

Garden help needed: My husband and I bought a house last fall, and we’re starting to deal with the backyard. There is a very well established patch of day lilies that’s roughly 15 ft by 20 ft. Let’s just say that the bulbs are about 6 inches thick in some places. What’s a good poison-free way to kill them off? If we…

I like this, but I think I’d still need an old German lady yelling schnell, schnell in my ear to get me to hustle up.

Perhaps some Portlander already answered this, but did he just buy the Aviation brand from House Spirits, or did he buy House Spirits?

Maybe they can use CGI to include 70s/80s Chuck Norris. That’d be kick ass.

There was one in my department, too. We all watched it happen - the student would always be hanging around, then they were always in the professor’s office, then the student would be doing laundry at the professor’s house while the wife still lived there. Now they’re married and just bought a house together.

I’m okay with that.

Jesus could take them out with stakes made from his cross.

Oh, hell yes. Jesus and his disciples take on Pontius Pilate in the thunderdome. As long as Tina sings the theme song...

But is it going to be a scary zombie Jesus or funny zombie Jesus like Shaun of the Dead?

They could spring forth from the arms of his robe like in the movie Taxi Driver.

It’s sad, but I add Electric Boogaloo to every sequel title. Does this mean we’re old?

Oh, but will he and the ex reunite to kick ass together, or is she working for the bad guys? I like where you’re headed with this.

It’s going to be an action film that starts with Jesus rising from the dead and then kicking ass and taking names.