“All time travel technology was destroyed after the temporal wars.” Hey, that sounds like a pretty cool story, why don’t you do a show about that.”

Ugh no. NO MORE TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS.

Wait...Young Sheldon is a SITCOM?

Senhor Brooquierao?

> some sort of creepy sexual auction

Ah, correction: some sort of creepy sexual CHARITY auction!

I agree. This season keeps throwing balls up in the air - Penny’s mysterious signal! The Moon! Changing magical circumstances! The Couple! Time travel! Evil Fogg! Julia’s Pregnancy Powers! Fen’s resentment at being a sidekick! Eliot’s issues with the Dark King! The Dark King! Blonde Marina! Blonde Marina’s love life!

This is the MSCL FanFic I didn’t know I needed.

I’ve got it! They can cast Fisher Stevens!  I bet he’s available.

I mean, Steve was a dick, no two ways about it, and his family has a lot of opinions about that, but aside from “wow I love his phones” nobody ever expected Steve Jobs to be the lone human that saves us from climate change or gets us to Mars or builds floating libertarian paradise arcologies or whatever the hell it is…

EVERYBODY in the country takes credit cards. You may be tempted to grab a ton of cash at the airport. Don’t bother. You’ll get better exchange rates from your card and even tour guides on the sides of mountains carry card readers.

Also, if driving, keep your lights on and don’t exceed the posted speed limits because they have cameras everywhere and WILL enforce it all. And rental car companies are kinda bastards about it. You don’t want to get home and then three months later have a bill for $300 show up because you got a $100 speeding citation…

It’s also pretty resistant to the elements and other forms of damage.

It’s also pretty resistant to the elements and other forms of damage.

War? Huh. Good god, what is it good for?

Well, maybe YOU didn't.

Where are all those dancers now?

A bit on the nose, though.

This was probably during one of BamBam's many stints in rehab.

I admit I'm surprised that the takeaway everyone has from the delicensing of MP3 is "it's dead" and not "holy shit it's completely free to use now!" The license fees were a big deal for developers for a while.

Well that escalated quickly.

Our long national nightmare is finally over.

No one who speaks Afrikaans could be evil!