Afterwards, everyone can go back to Justin's cabin in the woods and eat fresh bread right from the hearth, with last summer's juneberry jam. Then he'll read you some poems he wrote about the feel of the earth between his fingers, and everyone can drink applejack out of mason jars on his front porch, and watch the sun…

Touché.

So, GJI basically just retweets mashups these days, huh.

Honestly, I'm not terribly impressed by this mashup. The video work is nice, but the mashup is kinda…meh. It really needs to be done with an acapella of at least one of the songs, because with them both in their full form it's pretty cluttered with big stabs of dissonance. "Call Me A Hole" was better executed.

I get ya.

You know, it's funny, I love both Royksopp and Robyn, but their collaborative album seemed like less of both of them.

Matthew Wilder. While that song was hilariously bad, he gained quite a bit of notoriety as a producer. No Doubt's "Tragic Kingdom" is probably his best-known.

Sadly, that's probably true. Although with Smith being in the UK, and maybe having enough cache now to loosen the reins a bit, he could surprise us by doing more funky dance collaborations. Christopher Cross never did that.

And in another 20 years start selling a useless audio device shaped like a toblerone?

That's because he's cleared all his Thetans.

Didn't NIN's "Wish" win "best metal performance" back in like '93?

Zola Jesus is an especially sneaky one - it's a stage name wrapping a stage name wrapping a real name.

I bet Tom Waits could pull it off.

One very drunken-on-the-company-per-diem evening on a business trip, in the heady days of the .Com boom, a co-worker and I decided to pretend to be effete German tourists, so we wandered around downtown Chicago berating each other in terrible fake accents. Getting back to Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk came up…

I assume then that the Monkees were constructed from leftover Beatleparts and spare fake ears?

Robotoids. Of COURSE. It all makes so much sense.

Touche.

Well, there's that.

Touche.

I've watched one episode of Mulaney, and it was one episode too many. It plays like a parody of a network sitcom as depicted on The Simpsons, or god help me, Family Guy.