mrnoir0033
Mr. Noir- King of the liberals,Smoker of the Great Grass Sea,Breaker of Conservative talking points
mrnoir0033

Good people on both sides! Thoughts & prayers

I have had the worst 3 weeks ever and this Made me laugh out loud for the 1st time in forever. Thank you for that. My only regret is that I have but 1 Star to give.

Leprosy is so passé. Now Fournier’s Gangrene, THAT is a classic. It’s basically when your dick rots off and kills you. It’s slow and painful (look up Fourniers Gangrene in a google image search for a fun time). That’s what killed Herod after the Massacre Of The Innocents in the New Testament.

I spoke to God (she takes the Alanis Morissette God form from the movie Dogma with me whenever she visits. She knows I’m a big movie geek and that I appreciate a deep cut references like that) just last night and yeah... God hates Bill O’Reilly. God may hate B.O. more than his victims, his children (who are victims in

An eternity is much more likely

I’ve always loved and respected nurses. My girlfriend is a nurse (yes,I was her patient. No,it’s not weird. It’s romantic.) She’s currently in a traveling nursing program and we’re living in Santa Barbara. I got to see the reaction to this within the nursing community and the response was INCREDIBLE. They became this

I seriously didn’t think I could laugh so soon after reading this but you managed with this comment.

I wasn’t expecting to laugh after reading this. Somehow you managed to make me do so. Thank you. I’m impressed.

I remember discussing HW’s chronic case of fuckheadedness on this very site and in this very comment section 1-2 years ago. If random commenters and film geeks like myself had heard several very graphically detailed rumors then as you said, I find it hard to believe those closest to him didn’t. On one hand I want to

It’s weird that you say that because I was thinking the same thing about the Andy Signore scandal.

This is gonna sound fucked up and maybe I’m the only one who sees it but... Does HW look like he could be the unspoken, jealous, melting, corpulent, half-brother of Daniel Craig (they share a father but HW’s mom is an aging malformed supermarket potato)? HW is like the Hugo from The Simpsons to Daniel Craig’s Bart

I get it. On one hand she’s a woman who has kids with a nightmarishly evil husband and any woman who tries leaving a serial abuser/narcissist pig should be encouraged. But, and I’m really not trying to sound mansplainy or up myself but I find it hard to believe she didn’t know. I remember talking about the chronic

That’s....just...ugh. Fuck this guy.

I remember specifically discussing Harvey Weinstein’s rampant bullshit on this site 1-2 years ago. That ANYONE who knows him is claiming they didn’t know is laughable. You just have to reject that premise wholesale because if movie/filmmaking nerds like myself had heard some rumors than the people closest to him

Rose McGowan:

Rose McGowan:

That’s so weird! I was thinking the EXACT same thing. He goes to places like Alabama because he knows his bullshit is approved of there. That’s y he never has a rally or public appearance unless he’s sure he won’t get booed or mocked. That’s y he refused all those honorary first pitches and skipped the WHCD. This is

I don’t see it...

That’s about what I felt too. I wouldn’t use rusty rebar though. I’d go full Saw on his ass. My ideal punishment for trump would be this: You lock him naked (we’ll have to draw straws to see who gets that job)in a mirrored room a la phantom of the opera. No matter where he looks he sees his flabby unattractive body