I'll let you have poached eggs but I'm not having you besmirch the name of Hollandaise. A good hollandaise is a thing of wonder.

That's basically right, though I wouldn't add chives until you're done cooking and I'd use a tablespoon of cream to stop the cooking process instead of the butter.
Also, copper pans? Yeah no normal cook is going to have those.

Exactly. Scrambled eggs are difficult? Ridiculous. It's poached eggs that are an utter bitch until you get the technique right.

As a chef I'm pretty much horrified by everything I've read above.

Texas is dicks

No-one's going to say it then? You're going to force me to do it? Ok then

He has to be a host, otherwise Ford's entire plan is reliant on him being utterly useless at his job. If Felix has even the slightest sense, nothing happens.

Am I alone in thinking that ending didn't deliver? Considering its the only moment in the entire season that actually matters, it seemed… soft. It was building up nicely to a Red Wedding massacre and then… meh, a few people got shot. Considering the utter carnage it should have been, I feel robbed.

He's the hero of his own story, that's his thing and how he justifies himself. "Yeah I smashed your friends head in, but you made me do it. If I was a bad guy I'd have killed you all, instead I've given you all jobs. You should be thanking me!"

That was certainly the interpretation I got from the show. As I remember it, Act II ends with her being carried away by the fish people.

"Following her helicopter rescue, the lyrics to “The Morning Fog” prove especially moving"

The can do decent action sequences, the Alexandrian fightback and Carol's assault on Terminus were pretty great but it's always the build that's the problem. They've got a real problem with the Saviours because the comic ending to this war is a bit of an anticlimax and they can't do all-out assault, unless they make…

They've basically written themselves into a hole with this Negan because he's so oppressive (or Rick so broken) that they won't dare fight back against him. There's no agency in Alexandria, beyond a few very stupid individuals on a suicide mission, so now we have to wait for the rebellion (which obviously can't come…

Wouldn't it make more sense for Logan to be MiB? It's a hell of a character switch for it to be William

The overall arc makes sense.

The ending made sense and is better than its given credit for, it's the route there that's the problem.
What's infuriating was from Season 5 onwards they'd set up an interesting idea and then not have the balls to follow through with what they'd set up because they wanted to maintain the status quo. Even in Season 8…

Yeah that ending just killed the show for me. Nothing less than character assassination

Any kind of serialised show is off the table because of the commitment they require. I love Lost, it's probably my favourite show but that's 130 hours that could be used elsewhere.
Bojack Horseman isn't such a problem. 6 hours for each season means I can run through it over a long weekend and 3:11 isn't such a problem…

What is wrong with these people?

The explanation for this is so much duller than it could have been. I was hoping it was some weird felt-fetish porn site… wait, what?