The conversation before that is amazing.

Alien Vs Aliens is better than the Rorschach Test for telling you about someone's personality. Alien is better.

So many moments but the overhead helicopter searchlight sticks with me, along with the beautiful black wings and that wooden puppet that I'm still not convinced was an actual puppet.

I almost missed out on tickets. I'd stayed up all night for the 9am start and still couldn't get one. I'd given up and was browsing Twitter when I saw someone mention some had been returned, clicked the link and got amazingly lucky.
Shout out to the guy in the queue who was crying before the show. And also to the…

What I found incredible was her voice. You go in with expectations lowered slightly because she's 55, had a children and obviously heavier but then she starts and it's ridiculous that she can still sing like that.

I was at the show and this is great but goddamnit, I want it on Blu-ray. An audio CD is really only half the performance.

I caught a show by Ken Hom a few years ago and was astonished when he added ham to a chow mein. This recipe is much the same, simply wrong. America's bastardisation of Chinese food is a real shame, the real stuff is so much nicer.

Hate the film. An insidious ode to ignorance and conformity as a way of solving society's issues.

Hell is other people, and group projects.

I tried for nearly 20 hours but I simply couldn't get into it. The isolation is oppressive and it's severely lacking interaction or any real forward momentum. Give me a map to fill out, a society to build (or destroy), people to join, let me actually do something instead of just wandering around looking at stuff. It…

Love squid, probably my favourite. Octopus I've had a few times and it didn't seem right, I blame the cook.

Boar is amazing, putting it in a burger is wasting it. You completely ruin the texture, it'd be like mincing bacon.

Nice song but bacon wins.

I've had it and its so indistinct I can't remember a damn thing about it, but I know it didn't taste of liver. I'd have a word with whoever cooked it for you.

I love seafood but crayfish can fuck off. You think you're getting huge prawns and what you end up with is this boney, endlessly legged thing that falls apart the moment you open it and tastes like someone left prawns out in the sun.
Also crocodile is awful. Not the taste so much, but the texture is like eating raw…

You're not from the UK, are you? We have a candidate who is indisputably worse.

You leave my alone time out of this.

Pomegranate juice is the future, along with the inevitable diabetes it brings.

Quiet Ringo is the best Ringo.

If Chapman ever gets out, a Kickstarter to hire one will swiftly follow.