Well, they're not black, which is how the ancient Egyptian art portrayed the Nubians to the south of them. But European-created racial terms like white and black tend to run aground in melting-pot areas like Egypt and the rest of Northern Africa. In any case, the Gods of ancient Egypt were certainly not as pale as…

He might be a donkey.

Why blame TNBA for not having more end-run episodes when that's the exec's fault? And it doesn't make sense to blame the episode for introducing a character that the series didn't have enough episodes to further showcase. And pointing to BTAS is unfair—characters like Batgirl, Two Face, and Ra's Al Ghul are major…

That's Kirby Crackle, a new type of frosting designed to knock your socks off (as well as your taste buds).

One possible addition to the seven: "Funny People" by Steve Allen, the greatest comedian to have hosted "The Tonight Show," not to mention an all-around pioneer of television. The book consists of Allen's profiles of other comedians, including Peter Sellers, Woody Allen, Jonathan Winters, Richard Pryor, Steve Martin,…