@sweetelectro: glass? I kid, I kid

How is this going to work for athletes? I feel like anything other than a clickwheel isn't going to be user friendly for runners (I don't want to have to look at a screen every time I'm changing songs).

@ohnoesaz: I couldn't agree more.

people that go to burning man can afford iphones?

@Prostate of Grace, Chief Sarcastic Asshole to the Republic of Whitenoise: you are definitely not a HACK

@Prostate of Grace: best thread ever

@tomsomething: I love you (if you are a hot chick, otherwise I just think you are cool).

Can you have glaucoma at 6 months?

@ding-dang: amazeballs

Do we think he bought it at Jared or Kay jewelers?

Can these guys put out a video on how to properly wrap a rope for auto-erotic uses?

I love how this video is 1:10. I think the video manual to operate the macbook is shorter.

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: kudos

I think that percentage went down a bit yesterday with Ted Stevens dying.

This is brilliant. Now we just need holographic women to make out with and technology will have reached its peak.

my brain just imploded

well that gets pretty annoying around the 50-second mark....

The parking situation in SF is a joke. The city constantly finds ways to screw car owners, meanwhile MUNI (city bus) drivers make well over $60K/year (to drive a fucking bus!) and the public transportation system is a joke.

Looks like this apple did fall far from the tree.