All they have to do is get rid of the notrils and lips. and BAM a million times better.

Looks a bit like her nipples have been tied to her knees.

What's the difference? Now you can spend your Friday nights huddled around a Red Box with your kids in the howling wind outside of a Walgreens in a really sketchy neighborhood. Practically the same thing, if you ask me.

Roughly 20 years ago, a young me went to my friends house to try out his new soccer game. "World Cup 1994" was happening soon and I loved soccer. I got over to his house and was all excited about playing a new video game in the way only a 10 year old kid can be. We stuck the game in, hit the power button and were…