Interesting to see a Kobe Bryant quote in this story.

Uhmmm the Saint are not a good example here my man.

I know that facts don’t matter anymore, but he never received the max until his most recent contract. He’s left money on the table his entire career.

Look at the sacrifices Drew Brees makes to keep the Saints in the hunt.

Cultural emphasis on sprinting’s importance. Also maybe the thing you said

Exactly - how does a country with 4.4% of the world’s population lead the medal count at every summer Olympics?

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

Wait...for decades of combustion-powered automobiles, 0-60 times were everything. It’s the primary stat the entire automotive publishing industry was built upon. But with battery-powered cars we’re now suddenly not supposed to care?

These are both dumb opinions that are probably incorrect.

Fuck, she makes me angry.

Well, our schools aren’t safe unless we are willing to fight against Radical Grizzlamic Bearorism.

We are days away from Trump handing over the presidency to the head of Richard Nixon.

I was watching the Besty DeVos confirmation hearing live earlier. What a mess. At one point she was on the fence if schools should conform to the American with Disabilities Act and the Individuals with Disabilities in Education Act. It was insane.

There are still goals to reach! Our government could one day be more absurd than a Family Guy episode.

It has come to this. Our government is more absurd than a 20 year old Simpson’s episode. Fuck me.

She paid some of them quite handsomely not to laugh at her.

“Yeah, the nickname still totally makes sense in Memphis. Don’t bother changing it.” - Michael Heisley

how can these clowns restrain their laughter at this insanity? Are we all supposed to pretend any of this is remotely normal?

This is a Dwight Schrute approved answer right here, folks.