I wonder if their name is an ode to the Blue Hearts who famously have a song called Linda Linda.

I remember the old “morning jams” and some metal chud used to always put up some shitty metal song or worse (on every single post) that had nothing to do with the song in the article. Like anyone wanted to a metal cover of Baby Shark or something equally stupid.

I lol’d at “German Longevity”

For me it’s the first glance I get of that 6 dollar haircut.

I find his voice and enunciation to be absolutely grating.

Looks like a Honda Ridgeline knockoff

I didn’t even touch on the back which is radically different.

The one I posted is factually the same as the one you posted without a cap. Regardless, with or without the cap, they look nothing alike. One has a comically small hood, giant rear wheel flares, a glass panel where your feet go and 2 doors... You sir, need glasses and a new schtick.

I love love love that all amber interior... 

This can’t be overstated

um... that IS the (same) truck... with a cap... and it certainly doesn’t.

Jalopnik is full of “herpderp nissan is bad” chuds... hopefully they ungray you.

dude is on crack

can’t tell if serious or not...

You think this looks like a Rivian?...

That Maxima stationwagon is fucking incredible.

All those pictures and none of it shredding in a skate park?

Interesting. Seeing these specs next to that Elantra N article... who in the world buys an Elantra N over this?

I have to believe this is a traction control lsd... which is garbo.

The new Integra is going to be cheaper than this Elantra N... which is hilarious.